#chokuro

I mean, these are far, far from the weirdest ships I’ve ever heard of. So you won’t find any judgment here.

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“I really like you,” Chojuro said to her - well, he whispered it really - and Kurotsuchi looked over at the shy, sharp-toothed boy (man, really, but he was being extra cute right now so boy seemed more fitting).

“Why are we whispering?” she asked, a sharp grin on her face which only grew wider when she saw the interesting shades that were spreading across his cheeks; Chojuro had an adorable blush and it was all too easy to elicit one. 

“I was half-hoping you wouldn’t hear,” he mumbled; Kurotsuchi couldn’t help it, she had to let herself laugh before she could kiss him and put the poor boy out of his misery. 

this kunoichi is being too nice. she's found us out. she knows what we're planning. the food is poisoned. the food is poisoned. the food is-

something silly !!