The bluey nsfw blog found me

crying

I’m a staunch advocate of (almost) all women wearing their hair long. Why? Because I’m a man, and I like having attractive women in my visage. And really, only black, French, and black French women can pull off the short hair thing. The rest of you ladies look like half-assed lesbians. In fact, you KNOW you look like half-assed lesbians, which is why you encourage each other to shed your hair – to cripple the competition.