Mar 10, 2021
Choij: You guys ever think about the fact we're all pretty much legally required to get married?
Ino: We're also legally required to have kids
Shikamar: Damn clan laws are really concerned about us getting laid
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Choij: You guys ever think about the fact we're all pretty much legally required to get married?
Ino: We're also legally required to have kids
Shikamar: Damn clan laws are really concerned about us getting laid
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Kiba: For the last time I'm not a furry!
Shino: Ya'll hear something?
Hinata: Nope
Naruto: Hell no
Sai: I'm Hellen Keller in this bitch
Rock Lee: Something was said?
Tenten: Not a damn thing
Neji: Had my AirPods in
Choji: Definitely not
Shikamaru: Nah
Ino: Ear machine broke
Shikamaru: You have to sit on some soft grass, or some nice pillows in the sun sometimes to give your shadow a place to rest. It's not good for them to be on the pavement all the time, they get tired.
Shikaku: Alright before all you start judging. He just got his wisdom teeth out and is on a lethal amount of Benadryl.
Inoichi: Okay but that was really good advice though
Choij: Words of wisdom
Ino: Yeah he's totally right
Choza: I'm gonna take so much better care of my shadow now
Shikamaru: *Slips while walking up stairs*
Ino: IQ over 200 ladies and gentlemen
Shikamaru: Shut the fuck up at least I have an IQ
Ino: Fuck you at least my hair line doesn't look like a fucking zigzag
Shikamaru: I'd rather have a fucked up hair line than have an outie belly button that everyone has to look all the time
Ino: Well I'd rather have a outie belly button than be Temari's personal bitch
Shikamaru: That's cool I'd rather be Temari's personal bitch than have my boyfriend look like a fucking a piece of printer paper
Ino: YOU LEAVE SAI OUT THIS!
Shikamaru: MAKE ME!
Choji: *Trying not to cry* Guys please calm down
Choji: What's something you could probably never admit out loud?
Shikamaru: I don't know how to spell or pronounce either of my parent's names
Ino: That was oddly depressing
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Naruto: Don't you ever get tried of Ino and Shikamaru fighting all the time?
Choji: Well I-
Shikamaru: *Running away and screaming*
Ino: *Chasing him with a stick* BRING THAT ASS BACK HERE BITCH!
Naruto: ......
Choji: ..... I'm honestly kind of numb to them at this point
Choij: Today is the six month anniversary of when I fell off a swing at a playground and a kid said "What season is it fall?"
Ino: You should have snapped that child's back
Shikamaru: Goldfish
Choij: How do you tell love from a crush?
Shikamaru: If they get a hair cut and they're still cute it's love, if they're ugly now it was a crush