Rhi (playing Carmen): It’s an almost-seaworthy vessel?

DM (M): It’s a choad. A seafaring choad.

Rhi: Can that please be its canon name?

M (playing Dia): It’s used too often.

Rach (playing River): One of my character’s ancestors is called Choad the Lesser.

Andy: Should have been Choad the Squat.

Rhi (playing Fangs): Or Choad the Lanky.

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