my older sister taught me that when we heard planes (we lived closer to an airport) that it was a bomb dropping and we had to run inside(because that made the bomb not happen I guess). then one time she stayed outside and I started banging against the windows screaming & begging for her to come inside
this is the most stereotypical older sibling thing to do to someone holy shit
my sister was pretty nice to be growing up so i never experienced the mild trauma that comes from your older siblings telling you extravagant lies but i’m almost jealous now













