#chisame

"Alright, we need to do somethin' to take yer mind off yer booger knight for a bit."

Shiori sighed and sank deeper into her seat. "Yeah? Good luck with that, I screwed that up."

"C'mon, ya think I can't? You were only gone five years, and ya already forgot how good I am at distractin' folks?" Chisame snorted and clapped Shiori on the shoulder. "I bet you remember this story. Ya know, waaay back when, when Kameyo first decided you were gonna play the flute?"

"Chisame, come on, don't--"

"And fer a week. A week godsdamn straight, you were pissin' and moanin' about how much you didn't wanna do it, the flute's dumb, all that shit. And Kanon says five words to ya. 'I quite like the flute.'"

"...your Kanon voice sucks."

"'I quite like the flute,'" she says, louder, "and you quit bitchin' and start practicin' immediately. Swear to Daikitsu me an' Suzu never laughed so hard. You, my dear Shiori, are the most useless lesbian I know, and ya always have been."

Shiori scoffed. "Aren't you supposed to be distracting me?"

"I lied, deal with it. Anyways, moral of the story is, just because you said dumb shit in front of your girl doesn't mean ya can't fix it. Ya just gotta go fix it instead of mopin' around all day."

"You know I hate it when you're right."

I mean it’s only been what? 1-2 months since I got this request? (Sorry for the wait)

Chiu-tama and Chisame, aka The Duality of Man

And Killua, the precious murder baby angel

Day 15: Ninja Family Minako is Chisame’s “adopted” mother (read: kidnapper).

Eyyyy It’s ya girl chisame

her end was so appropriate and realistic and deliciously sad, but she really should’ve become negi’s secretary with chachamaru and gotten together with either of them, actually decide that maybe magic was okay after all, and have a happily sarcastic ever after you feel me