#chipsahsucksavacuum

Chips Ahoy Halloween Cookies  are so unimpressive in every manner that they should be classified as some kind of "pseudo baked good" which simply exist to elude to some long forgotten and mythical human creation once known as...a cookie. Taste? Did it even have any? Did I even need to put it in my mouth? I could have just looked at it and had the same experience. Holiday flare? I think that's an orange fleck of some type of edible Styrofoam that is the size of a single mouse turd??? Nothing screams Halloween like a tiny orange stunt mouse turd. If you like these cookies, then I would recommend another Chips Ahoy cookie flavor called 3 parts fart dust, 2 parts sand, and all parts MARKETING SCAM