#chinstrap beard

“We need to do like a public service announcement for your liver.”

Art Guard 311 is a master and historian of the shenandoah, a style of beard which the hair is grown full and long over the jaw and chin, meeting with the sideburns but lacking a moustache. When asked why he doesn’t “close the gap” and grow a stache, 311 will inform you of the importance, history, and growing technique of the shenandoah, and eventually, win you over to his side. I’ve seen many a moustache fan enter the arena of the discussion only to walk out a changed chinstrap champion. One would assume 311 developed such persuasive facial hair debate skills inspired by Lincoln himself, but the truth is far more mundane. In actuality, he simply has a weak chin and a strong will. 

"They can believe what they want."

These pictures were used for their second channel’s old background.

“Have a great summer. See you at the pool.”

“There will be an opportunity for you to demand just that.”

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