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vampire: the masquerade - bloodlines

Linktober Day 7 - Shadow Version -Undead

I already used the Undead from Oot last year, so i went for Ganondorf mummy this year.

You’ve started playing a video game. You wake up in a shitty little apartment in Santa Monica California. You almost immediately have to help someone recover from a gunshot wound, steal from a hospital, and then go shoot up a meth lab out of revenge. #californiajustbethatway. At least the bums on the beach are friendly.

You decide to hit up the local club to blow off some steam. You see a cute blonde. Her crop top may actually be the greatest gift God ever bestowed upon humanity.

And then you hear her voice. Shes voiced by Grey DeLisle. I need you tun understand how many peoples’ childhood crushes she voices. Daphne from Scooby Doo is flirting with you. Sam from Danny Phantom is flirting with you. Frankie Foster, Vicky, that little enby kid from The Owl House, dozens more???

STOP THE FUCKING CAR. I NEED YOU TO KNOW. IN THIS GAME. YOU CAN FLIRT WITH AZULA. PRINCESS FUCKING AZULA. I need her to step on me. Who said that??

Once you recover from being so horny that you pass out, you can go to the dance floor and flail your arms around wildly. This song is playing:

Chiasm 2004