Marlene being a fake blonde and Barty being a fake brunette. They pretend to hate eachother but they re-dye their roots together.
They are BESTIES
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Marlene being a fake blonde and Barty being a fake brunette. They pretend to hate eachother but they re-dye their roots together.
They are BESTIES

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barty and marlene held hands while getting their nipples pierced together btw
barty and marlene friendship is so madwheeler friendship i need more
any marauders/valkyries/skittles headcanons knocking about that brain of yours?
I'm SO glad you asked because I was just bombarded with so many Marlene thoughts!!
Okay so I believe it was @maliciouslittlewhiteboy who put me onto the concept of her with an older brother, these are mostly about that
So Marlene has an older brother who she ADORES, she follows him everywhere
They live in one of those small town, everyone-knows-everyone kinda places
Everyone knows Marlene as the little kid trailing after her brother
They have a big age gap, I wanna say like ~13 years
They hung out on the swings at the park and he always had to help her get on them because she was too small
He would always buy her ice cream and treats behind their parents' backs because they were convinced that processed food would kill them all
He's the one who first helped her dye her hair blonde, because he was always dyeing his hair random colours (they're both natural brunets)
In Marlene's fifth year, he promised to dye it red for her when he got back from a road trip with his friends but there was an accident and he never did come back
She never dyed her full head any colour besides blonde after that because she wanted to keep it to remember him, but she would get streaks of other colours — never red, though
When she came back to her parents' home to visit, nobody recognised her because after her brother's death, she never left the house much
She ran into a few of her brother's friends and they didn't realise it was her until one of them pointed out "oh, it's ___'s little sister" and it hurt like hell because her identity still hinged on a person that was no longer there
She became very close friends with Barty because he reminded her of her brother, and they would help each other dye their hair (Barty blond -> brown, Marlene brown -> blonde)
It was her brother who first taught her how to fly so after he died she couldn't play Quidditch for a while
On one of her visits back home, she found her brother's bag from the road trip and she found a ring box in it because he was planning on proposing to his girlfriend at the time
So she went to the girlfriend's house to tell her that and found out that she was seeing someone else
Marlene got really mad because how could she just move on? She ended up trying to hit the girlfriend and fighting with her new boyfriend
When she first met Dorcas' family and hung out with all of Dorcas' younger siblings she tried her best to be like her brother because he was the best big brother ever, and later when they were alone she cried in Dorcas' arms because she didn't think she was doing well enough and Dorcas held her and told her she was doing great and her brother would be proud of her
Even though Marlene never actually came out to her brother, he always knew she was a lesbian and was the one pushing her to talk to the girls she liked
Okay that's enough because I'm about to cry but HOPE YOU LIKED THEM MWAH
I'm just saying.... your Marlene with my version of Barty could be a really tragic but also so interesting ship...
Especially cause with Marlene I'm imagining her with a more feminine Barty
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bartylene….bartylene propaganda…more bartylene propaganda i beg….make them both kiss i love it i deeply approve of this message
i think marlene being with a more feminine barty would help her realize it’s okay to be more masculine some days(i hc her to be bigender)
also them coping unhealthily together by knowing nothing about themselves yum

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tell me why are barty and marls the people that are least likely to actually like and enjoy jobs (they don't fw that system frfr) but there are like 20 different job au's in my head for them
marlene x lily x barty moodboard
songs: sextape by deftones; arabella by arctic monkeys; teeth by sorry mom
hiii can we pls further the bartylilylene agenda 😁🤞 do you have new thoughts or hcs ??
ooooh the bartylilylene agenda, let's further it indeed (sorry i took so long, i don't even have an excuse i just did (procrastinator endboss))
random thoughts would be these:
lily wears a LOT of lipstick so she can kind of mark marlene's and barty's cheeks when kissing them there
i love the concept of a bartylilylene band au: lily would be the bassist, marlene the front singer/guitarist, barty the drummer
when barty and marls have especially bad disphoria, lily takes them out on dates where they smoke on rooftops of abandoned houses/lost places where they try to forget about everything
barty in pink lace underwear and marls in simple boxers and lily who loves both
all of them have religious guilt, no further questions asked
they have so so many activist, anti capitalism, etc stickers on their fridge, i can't explain
another au idea: meet cute when they are all vandalising the same big company building
also, these are so them:
^^ marlene, barty, lily in that order OR barty, lily, marlene in that order
^^ marlene and barty with lily
^^ goes for all 3 of them in some way
as bonus here are 3 slightly freaky hcs
sometimes barty rides lily (idc if they're trans or if lily wears a strap) and marls loves watching
usual dynamic is lily to barty to marlene in order from dominant to submissive but sometimes, very rarely, when marls is very pent up she likes to take charge over both their lovers fully
basic and general knowledge, ik, but i feel like i should once again mention that BARTY HAS A PRAISE KINK
ok that's it ly🚬🚬