11 questions once again!

these are from strangerinaholyplace , my lil bby <3

1. Do you have any scars that have interesting origin?  Not really. I have a thin scar on my chin. I got it while jumping inside a wardrobe , because I misjudged the distance between the bed and the wardrobe. Oh, what a smart kid I was…

2. What do you usually have for breakfast?

Sandwiches I guess. And there has to be some meat, otherwise I am angry all day.

3. How awesome is Pacific Rim? (as I’m about to watch it for the first time)

You watch it, you tell me

4. Do you think smoking is hot/sexy?

In photos or movies, when there is a badass character- yes. IRL- nope.

5. Halo or Assasin’s Creed?

Assassin. 6. Can you play any instruments?

I was playing guitar for a while…

7. Do you read fanfictions of your OTP? If so, which one is the best you’ve read so far?

Dude. DUUUDE. I’m reading fanfiction for, like, seven years now. It’s fucking impossible to choose the best. I don’t remember titles of the drarrys I read, but there were several absolutely awesome ones, like the one with Lockheart who owned a pirate ship (I told you bout this one, didn’t I?)

I’m reading frerards now, god bless my soul, and one of my all-time favorites is http://archiveofourown.org/works/214795 FUCKIN A <3 Also, fun fact: I met my best fucking friend, cherrybombwithteeth, because of reading fanfiction.

8. Have you ever marathoned (is that a word? fuck it, it is now.) Lord Of The Rings directors cut or Harry Potter?

Well, DUH.

9. Tacos, quesadillas or burritoes?

I will eat everything when hungry, but I think quesadillas. Tacos are hard to eat without destroying your shirt, burritos make you fart, and quesadillas have a lot of cheese.

CHEESE <3

10. Who is the most beautiful and ugliest actress in your opinion?

 Jesus, I can’t tell, they are all beautiful. I don’t like beauty type that Tilda Swinton is, I dunno,It’s like she wants to kill you whenever she’s looking your way? But she’s a great actress, though.

11. Do you wanna be friends? be my friend, I want friends. #foreveralone.

Fuck you, I AM YOUR FRIEND.  <poważniludzieniewpadajądodziur>

  FAVOURITE BAND. \m/ Tell me something bout them, why do you like them? Did you see them live?

Sleeping or eating?

If you could only eat 5 things till the rest of your life, what would they be?

Thing you want to do really badly, but you’re afraid of doing it.

Your earliest memory?

Your best memory from 2014 so far?

AU you want to live in.

In case of zombie apocalypse, where would you be and what would you do?

Latest song you’ve listened to?

Latest awkward situation?

cherrybombwithteeth ,who is the most epic human being in this galaxy, did this questions and tagged me so i'm answering 

1. Most awesome person you can think of (from ones you know or heard about- doesn't matter.) Why?

You OBVIOUSLY. Bacause i share my breain with you. And Tre Cool. I bet he's really really Cool, ehhehe

2. Best moment of your life?

Either Green Day concert #1 on Wembley or Green Day concert #2 in Łódź, can't make up my mind.

3. What historic event would you like to witness?

Every actual historic event i could think about was predated by really awful things, so I'll stick with Woodstock 69.

4. Wildest dream you want to follow or raddest thing you want to do in your life?

JESUS, your questions are HARD. Um. Always wanted to travel across USA in some oldschool car. Or go touring with stupid pop-punk bands on Warped Tour.

5. Is there a thing in you room that you wouldn't show to anyone? Can you tell what is that?

Yeah. My diary. I rarely use it now, but I've been writing this thing since I was 13, sooo...

6. Who is the most interesting villain?

I really wanted to say Loki, because he's awesome and pretty. But.  Woland from "The Master and Margarita". Mephistopheles from "Faust" Dorian Gray from "Picture of Dorian Gray" and literally every villain from Roland Topor's books.

7. Leggins, jeans or sweatpants?

Is this a real question? S W E A T P A N T S <3

8. What superpower would you like to have?

Time travelling. 

9. What do you want to eat right now?

Chocolate with whipped cream. And steak tartare. And some pickles.

10. Best movie ever?

Oh, come on. I can't choose just one. 

11. Man, I run out of ideas... What position do you sleep in?

My baby kitten, strangerinaholyplace tagged me in that question thing, so i'm answering it and tagging you, guys, to answer my dumb questions, if you're bored enough. Rule 1: Post the rules. Rule 2: Answer the questions you were tagged on and make 11 new ones. Rule 3: Tag 11 new people and link them to your post. Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them.

1.  Favourite swear word?

Polish: kurczaki (which is not really a swear word), English: twat.

2.  Pistacchios or carrots? (I literally have no ide what tha question means I am so soryy)

? ? ? I’d say carrots, because of carrot cake, which is frickin delicious, but this summer in Rome I ate the best pistachios flavor ice cream ever…

3.  Werewolves or vampires ?

Vampires. The whole full moon transformation thing with werewolves kinda freaks me out.

4.  Butts or boobs?

DUDE, THIS IS THE HARDEST QUESTION EVER ;< Both. Both is good.

5.  Favourite piece of clothing and why?

S O C K S !!! “One can never have enough socks” –Albus Dumbledore

6.  How many posters/pictures do you have on your bedroom walls?

27, mostly Green Day.

7.  On a scale of 1 to Kat Dennings how sarcastic are you in every day convesration?

Um, 2 or something. Patrick Stump style, cause I’m not really a sarcastic bitch, quite the opposite.

8.  Do you know any good pun jokes? if so, tell us three!

I really don’t. I make loads of situation puns, but it involves a lot of explaining. My sense of humor rn consist mostly of movies, bands, series and stupid animals eg. highlight of this week is a picture of squirrel in a cowboy hat grilling some meat.

9.  Favourite 90’s rapper? (that is a serious question people!)

Yeah, me and my extensive knowledge of 90’s rappers… Eminem? I think he was already born in the 90’s...

10. Current obsession (music, tv, movies, people, food, whatever.)?

Kat Dennings, LOTR, Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, Blink 182.

11. Do you want to go into space some day (landing on the moon, maybe Mars, flying out of our Solar System)? If yes, where to and with whom?

Is there a person who doesn’t?????? I’d fly through Milky Way with my closest friends. We would build a spaceship and we would have shitloads of ammo and guns and stuff and we would fight bad aliens and rescue little creatures like pygmy puffs and we would basically be a mashup of Star Wars, Avengers, Star Trek, Killjoys and Doctor Who.

   My questions:

Ketchup or mustard?

Which fictional character is most like you?

Superman or Batman?

How long would you stand in a zombie apocalypse?

Last book you have read (besides educational stuff)?

Would you rather live in a modern downtown apartment or in a country house & why?

Most rad tattoo you can think about?

Would you rather have no fingers or no tongue?

Which Tolkien creature you would like to be the most and why?

What’s your favourite country and why?

frAuthor: cherrybombwithteeth Pairings: Frank/Gerard Rating: PG-13 Warnings: Swearing Word Count: 7,833

Summary: Gerard and Frank are both single parents. Mikey convinces his brother to go on an online dating website. Gerard is skeptical about the idea at first, and Frank feels the same. Eventually, they start talking and end up liking each other and wanting to meet.

Omfg I loved your fic!! I’m so happy someone took the time to write it because it was one of my favourite prompts :) I loved every single line

I just thought I’d let you know that there are several words written likethis, without spaces! Especially in the first part. But it was awesome nonetheless

Here guys, check it out > theperfectmatch.com by cherrybombwithteeth

Ps. 

The thing is, you see, my mom had no idea that noses like mine are not allowed, however she should have known that her second offspring was going to be a disaster. 

_______________

From ellethescrivener: