BESTIE YES YES OK I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS ABOUT CLAUDIA AND WAYNE BEING THE SWEETEST COUPLE, MY HEART IS ON FIRE, I SHIP IT SO MUCH!!!
Dustin comes over to Eddie's for some Hellfire stuff or just to hang out, Claudia comes by to pick him up because "It's dinner time, Dusty, I don't want you late again!"
Wayne is out front fixing something under the hood of Eddie's van, grumbling and cursing. She cautiously approaches him like "Hello? Excuse me, sir?" Which scares him and causes him to bang his head on the hood, hissing.
"Oh gosh, I'm so sorry, Mister, I didn't mean to scare you, I was just wondering if you might be Mr. Munson?"
"That, I am." Wayne groans, ducking out from under the hood and slamming it closed.
They see each other for the first time.
Wayne's eyes get wide and Claudia gasps, mumbling "Oh my...." under her breath.
They just stare at each other for a moment before Wayne coughs and scratches the back of his neck. "What can I do for ya there, Ma'am?"
"Hmm? Oh! I'm here to pick up my son, Dustin."
"Lil curly-haired boy, one Eddie's been pal-in' around with?"
"Yes, that's my baby."
"You're his Mama? Young thing like you? That can't be right."
Claudia blushing at his flirtation. She's never really felt beautiful, especially compared to women like Karen Wheeler. She's divorced, she's pushing 50, she has a teenage son. But Wayne makes her feel like a Queen within ten seconds of meeting her.
He holds open the door for her and she steps inside, immediately starting to clean everything and grabbing ice for Wayne's bruise.
Instead of picking up Dustin, she decides to invite Wayne and Eddie over for dinner to their house instead because she ~~wants to flirt with Wayne more~~ doesn't think it's right for him to work so hard all the time and not come home to a good dinner. They giggle and blush and compliment each other all night like two lovestruck teenagers.
Dustin and Eddie look at each other the whole time like "At this rate, we'll be step-brothers by Christmas...... AWESOME!!!"
~~yes I am the #1 Claudia×Wayne Stan, dont judge me~~
SALJFSDF BESTIE IM SCREAMING THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER!!!!!!
FIRST OF ALL I LOVE THE IDEA OF WAYNE AND CLAUDIA TOGETHER, I THINK THEY WOULD MAKE SUCH A GOOD COUPLE, LIKE THERE'S SO MUCH THAT THEY'VE BOTH GONE THROUGH AND I THINK THEY WOULD JUST FIND THE THINGS THEY'VE BEEN MISSING IN EACH OTHER AND THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
I AM. OBSESSED WITH THIS LITTLE SNIPPET YOU'VE WRITTEN HERE TOO LIKE??? BESTIE YOU GOT THEM DOWN TO A T I'M SO INTO IT, AND I'M LIVING FOR WAYNE BEING THIS TOTAL GENTLEMAN AND CLAUDIA GETTING FLUSTERED BY IT, BUT ALSO WAYNE GETTING FLUSTERED BY CLAUDIA WANTING TO TAKE CARE OF HIM??? IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD DSKFHSDK
AND THEN I COULD TOTALLY SEE EDDIE AND DUSTIN BEING LIKE A TEEEEENY BIT WEIRDED OUT JUST BC LIKE EW PARENTS FLIRTING?? LMAO. BUT AT THE SAME TIME THEY BOTH JUST WANT NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR THEIR PARENTS SO THEY KIND OF LOVE IT TOO, AND YEAH LIKE YOU SAID THEY WOULD BE HELLA EXCITED ABOUT BEING STEP-BROTHERS
I AM ABSOLUTELY NOT KIDDING WHEN I SAY I WOULD READ A WHOLE ASS FIC OF THIS. THIS IS JUST THE BEST CONCEPT 👏👏👏
