CORRECTION: Joanna Cherry QC (Queen Clown)
Today Joanna Cherry, known in clown circles as Cherry-Pop the Clown, would like to correct several statements made during an on-air during segment of Daily Politics, on the BBC on 20/1/17.
She said:
“The rest of the UK exports more real goods to Scotland that actually exist in the world - and that by comparison Scotland exports all of its lying politicians to the rest of the UK - amounting to millions of liars”.
Clearly neither statement was remotely true.
Cherry-Pop confirms that both statements were part of the policy of the Clown Government of Scotland to say utterly absurd things, just to see if anyone is still listening. Obviously the Clown Office still has any number of liars working and lying daily, north of the border (although they do not number in the millions). As for volumes of exports Cherry-Pop confirms she has no clue about any of those numbers, and either makes it up at the time, or reads a tweet from one of her staff of twitter trolls.
Cherry-Pop the Clown regrets if anyone was stupid enough to be listening to her, let alone believe what she was saying. “Taking me at my word clearly goes against what the Clown Office is trying to do and can result in me breaking Clown Government policy“ she said. Adding: “don’t let it happen again!”
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