#cheondxng

Same.

A - Available?

Yeah, I am. Lot of free time these days.

B - Birthday?

The 12th of November. 

C - Crushing on?

No one. If you count fictional characters— then, yeah. I have a big crush on a redneck.

D - Drink you last had?

A cup of coffee. 

E - Easiest person to talk to?

Definitely my baby brother. 

F - Favorite song?

Lenka - The Show

G - Grade I hated?

First grade. Classmates made fun of my bowl cut.

H - Hometown?

Busan, South Korea.

I - Ice cream flavor?

Mint chocolate. 

J - Jellybean flavor?

Popcorn.

K - Killed someone?

In a video game; yes.

L- Longest friendship?

Chae, I’ve been friends with her for three years now. 

M - Milkshake flavor?

Matcha.

N - Number of siblings?

Two babies, Durami and a chipmunk.

O - One wish?

To have eternal happiness with my girls.

P - Person who called me last?

Jjangmae. Ended up missing the call. 

Q - Question your always asked?

"Why do you look so young for your age?"

R - Reason to smile?

Everything?

S - Song I last sung?

Lonely.

T - Time you woke up?

Two.. pm.

U - Umbrella color?

Red.

V - Very best friend?

Min Yoongi.

W - Which celebrity I’d marry?

Norman Reedus.

X - X-rays I had?

I’ve had a few. Arm, leg, teeth—.. uhh, everything. 

Y - Your last time you cried?

Last night. 

Z - Zodiac sign?

I wash my hair first— It’s a real important part of my daily routine.

2. Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker?

Coffee.

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

No.

4. Do you plan outfits?

Constantly.

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?

Right now, I’m a lil’ shocked.

6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red?

A dress.

7. What would you do if you opened your door and saw a dead body?

Call the police or something. Damn.

8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?

I’ll be honest with you here — I don’t remember a single dream that I’ve had recently.

9. Three of your current feelings?

Tired, probably hungry and relieved.

10. What are you craving right now?

Cuddles. Although, I’m constantly craving cuddles.

11. Turn ons?

Light bondage, biting, uh..

12. Turn offs?

Skippin’ this one.

13. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?

I immediately thought about carrots.

14. When was the last time you cried? Why?

Tonight. Let’s not talk about this.

15. If you could be a superhero, who would you want to be?

Oh, that’s really tough. Can I skip again? I’m gonna skip anyway.

16. Did the one person who hurt you most in your life apologize?

No.

17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?

Both.

18. Favorite movie ever?

Too hard to choose.

19. Do you like yourself?

Very much so. 

20. Have you ever met a celebrity?

Yep.

21. Could you handle being in the military?

Probably not.

22. What are you listening to right now?

Lotus Flower Bomb - Wale (feat. Miguel)

23. How many countries have you visited?

Quite a few.

24. Are your parents strict?

They aren’t, to be honest.

25. Would you go sky diving?

Of course.

26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?

Uh.

27. Whats on your mind right now?

Cute girls.

28. Is there anything you want to say to someone?

Yeah, there is. 

29. Have you ever been in a castle?

No.

30. Do you rent movies often?

I don’t, but if you wanna watch a movie together, I’d gladly rent one.

32. When was the last time you had sex?

A while ago.

33. Name five facts about yourself.

Music is like my favourite thing in the whole world, okay—

So is Nana.

And Yuko.

Cute girls too.

Cute boys are nice too.

34. Ever had a near death experience? If so, what happened?

I haven’t.

35. Do you believe in karma or predestiny?

I believe in karma.

36. Brown or white eggs?

White.

37. Do you own something from Hot Topic?

Nope.

38. Ever been on a train?

Yes.

39. Ever been in love?

Yeees.

40. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you do it?

1 million dollars—? Yeah, I’d do it.

41. If you could trade places with any person living or dead, who would you trade places with?

I wouldn’t.

42. If you could shorten your life expectancy by 10 years to become more attractive, would you do it?

Aren’t I attractive enough?

43. Whom do you admire and why?

My friends. I dunno how they could even put up with me.

44. What was your favorite bedtime story as a child?

I didn’t have one.

45. You’re walking down the street, you come across a burning building. A woman says her baby is trapped inside, what would you do?

Again, I’ll be honest here. I don’t think I could go in and get the baby, so—

46. If you could choose the future profession of your son or daughter, would you?

I wouldn’t.

47. What was your best experience on drugs or alcohol?

Why.

48. What was your worst experience on drugs or alcohol?

Are.

50. As your walking down the street you find a suitcase full of money sitting next to a parked car, would you take it?

There.

51. If you found that a close friend has AIDS, would you still hang out with them?

So.

52. In front of you are 10 pistols, 5 of which are loaded. If you survive you’d receive 100 million dollars. Would you be willing to place 1 to your head and pull the trigger?

Many.

53. How old were you when you lost your virginity?

Questions?

54. Do you believe in ghosts, werewolves or vampires?

Nah.

55. If you could live forever, would you want to?

Duh—

56. Which fictional movie character most resembles who you are?

How many more of these are there to go—? 

57. If you could go back in time, which time period would you visit?

Dunno.

58. If they were to televise a live execution, would you watch it?

I’m gettin’ lazy.

59. If you could be the president of the USA, would you be willing to do it?

Probably.

60. If you could choose the sex of your unborn child, would you want to?

Nope.

61. Would you rather live longer or be wealthy?

Answered: 02. 03. 04 (alt/alt). 05. 06 (alt). 07. 08 (alt). 09. 10 (alt). 11. 12 (alt). 13. 14. 16. 18. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37 (alt). 38. 39 (alt). 40. 41. 43. 45.

HOW COME I JUST KNEW SOMEONE WAS GOING TO.-- 

01. Tell me the truth, what made you start liking the person you like right now?

"He..." L.Joe looked down at the ground, pursing his lips as he tried to word the next part. "For starters, he understands me. Even after I told him about my mistakes and my flaws, he still accepts me and likes me. He trusts me, believes in me and accepts me. Not to mention I feel safe and secure when I'm around him."

15. what is your favorite kind of gum?

"Definitely something minty!"

17. What is on your wrists right now?

He lifted his hands and looked down at them, tilting his head. "Nothing.-- Unless you mean the sleeves of my sweater."

19. Does anyone have strong feelings for you?

"Mhm." He nodded, smiling softly.

21. Have you ever wasted your time on someone?

"Time is never wasted on anyone, because at one point or another that time mattered."

22. Can you do the alphabet in sign language?

"Yes, I can!"

23. How have you felt today?

"I'm actually a bit tired and there was a point that I was really annoyed, but today's been a pretty low-key day.~"

24. You receive £60 without any reason, what do you spend it on?

"Food. Especially meat."

25. What is wrong with you right now?

"Nothing's wrong with me?~"

26. Is there anyone you’re really disappointed in?

He shook his head, "I.. try not to hold many expectations in people. But, sadly, yes. There are a few people...."

27. Would you rather have starbucks or jamba juice right now?

"Starbucks because they have a really delicious Green Tea Frappuccino.--"

28. Why aren’t you in ‘love’ with your last ex anymore?

He shook his head, refusing to comment.

29. How late did you stay up last night and why?

"Mm, I stayed up until... ten this morning? And because my sleeping schedule is messed up....--"

42. Do you like meeting new people?

"I love meeting new people!"

44. Ever self-harmed or starved yourself?

He lifted both shoulders in a shrug.

46. Have you ever felt like you weren’t good enough?

No matter how little or how much we talk, I’ll never push you away - nor will I ever deny you the comfort and safety that you find within me, if and when you ever need it. I’ll never promise to be the most reasonable or understanding, but I will always be here, even if it turns into a battle of who’s more stubborn. There will never be a day when I think of you and decide that I am better without you. I love you; always remember that.

— Lazy Bear

After folding up his letter written as neatly as time would allow, he stuck the slip of paper beneath the box containing her gift and made sure to set it where it’d be easily seen, quick footsteps carrying him away as silently as they’d brought him in.

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ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪: what are your favorite band(s)/artist(s)?

[ sms — little prince ] Rise and shineeeeeee! .. I have a crisis.

[ sms — little prince ] I ran out of frozen waffles and Snowflake peed on me. Help?

Send ♔ for an angry text

[ sms — little prince ] You lil’ shit. How dare you.

[ sms — little prince ] How dare you do that to me. 

[ sms — little prince ] HOW DARE YOU FINISH ALL THE REDBULL. I TRUSTED YOU. 

Send ♠ for a drunk text

[ sms — little prince ] doong psst pssssssssssssst

[ sms — little prince ] oh my g od

[ sms — little prince ] i th ink i just i swA HAGRID

[ sms — little prince ] goODBYE DOONG I’M WIZARD

Send ☏ for a vague text

[ sms — little prince ] We need to talk.

Send ⁇ for a worried text

[ sms — little prince ] sanghyun, are you okay?

[ sms — little prince ] i heard you caught a cold.

[ sms — little prince ] are you okay? did you take your medicine?

[ sms — little prince ] you getting enough sleep??

Send ♣ for a text not meant for you

[ sms — little prince ] umm.. chae.

[ sms — little prince ] someone is rubbin their boner on me

[ sms — little prince ] hELP

Send ✘ for a text that should never have been sent

No, I feel like I’m going to say something hurtful so—.. no. 

Send ✺for a saucy text

I refuse to do this also. You already know why.

Send √ for a long winded confessing text 

[ sms — little prince ] I think this is the right time to say it so… I’ll just spill it out. You are the most important person in my life, there’s also Mom and Rami- you get the point. Being the big sister and your guide, heh. My job is to protect you from any harm that comes in your way even though I’m half your size. I’ll try to make you smile everyday even if I have to say some bad jokes. I’ll try to be the best sister in the world for you. I love you and don’t you ever doubt that

[ sms — little prince ] .. I sound like I’m dying. 

Send ☠ for misguided advice

[ sms — little prince ] You know if you pee on your wound, it’ll heal faster.

Send ☢ for a desperate text

[ sms — little prince ] doong..

[ sms — little prince ] gdi answer your phone

[ sms — little prince ] whY AREN’T YOU ANSWERING

[ sms — little prince ] what if the grudge lady comes out and takes me ; ;

Send ☼ for a congratulatory text

[ sms — little prince ] Congratulation on your recent comeback, Cheondoooong!! ^.^ Pass it to the rest of the boys, alright?