Mar 27, 2016
Idk how to be like sentimental I just be like "hey you fucks are important so don't die or some shit"
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Idk how to be like sentimental I just be like "hey you fucks are important so don't die or some shit"
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Because I love you
Sarah smiled down at the painting in front of her. The kind, warm eyes that looked up at her from the parchment gave her butterflies in her stomach. It was wrong, falling in love with your own painting, but she didn't care.
The walls of the room she sat in were covered in paintings of the man. His charming smile glittered from all angles. He was the embodiment of princeliness. Everything about this two dimensional man just oozed charm and poise.
She set down her brush, eyes heavy as she stared at the nearly finished painting. It was well past 3am. She'd been up all night working on this one. She sighed heavily, leaning her head against her easel, wet paint smearing onto her forehead.
"I love you..." She murmured wistfully, her eyes slowly falling closed. As tendrils of sleep pulled her in, she could have sworn she felt strong, warm arms wrap around her. Hot breath brushed her ear as a whispered "I love you more" led her into peaceful dreams.
Watching "My Strange Addiction"
Me: *making troll horns*
Dad: Chelsea, you have a problem...
Dad: you're addicted to being Homestuck
Tim: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Me: I wanna go to that gay bar *laughs*
Tim: There's a gay bar?
Me: Yeah, It's the place with the rainbow flag
Tim: Oh, that place! I didn't know that was a gay bar!
Me: Well what did you think it was?
Tim: I thought it was just a place for gay people to hang out
Me:...
Me: That's what a gay bar is, Tim
Does anybody else have those cosplays that you really want to do, but don't have the time/money/skill/resources to do it right now, so you just have to shake your fist to the sky and declare "ONE DAY"?
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What happens when my boyfriend doesn't heed my candy advice
For some reason, whenever I build someone up in my mind as really super cool, I always imagine them being a lot taller than me.
And then I find out that they're not, and I just don't know what to think.
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