#chef fail

I decided to do things the old-fashioned way this time - it’s a bit time-consuming, but you can’t beat scratch-made pizza for flavour.

I prepare the dough from scratch, mix the spices for the sauce, grate the cheese, slice the ham - and finally, I’m ready to add the last ingredient.

I look at the can in my hand.

This is not pineapple.

I don’t have pineapple.

On this day of pranks and blunders, we salute the mistakes our students make on the road to wisdom and our patient chefs who guide them on their way! Happy April Fails -- may we learn from them!!

Hilarious Proof That Men Definitely Cannot Cook

We know that this may sound a little sexist to some people, but come on… why the hell do men suck so much in the kitchen?! Okay, so there’s some guys out there who know how to cook amazingly and prepare fantastic dishes, but unfortunately, many of them are disasters in the kitchen and even attempting to cook an egg can be a challenge. This is precisely why pizza can not only save the night, but…

I made an unfortunate meal this evening... See, here's what happened:

We had leftover chicken, and my specialty meal is chicken and dumplings so I was all "i'll make that since it's been kinda cool out" So I had the broth cooking and when I went to put the chicken in I noticed we didn't have quite enough for everybody.

Now earlier today I had seen a can of chicken on the table and so my first thought was "i'll just grab that and it'll be fine"... I opened the can, dumped it in and got an overwhelming wave of fish smell.

Yep. I dumped a huge can of tuna into my chicken and dumplings. No way am I gonna be able to salvage this, so I just went ahead with it. It's pretty much absolutely revolting.