#cheese hate

I hate cheese so much. More than anything, I hate it with every fiber in my body, I HATE cheese.

Most people can agree that you shouldn't eat food that is moldy and smells bad, buy when I have a problem with cheese (the moldy smell bad food) I'm the weirdo!

I accidentally cut my finger while trying to open a pack of cheese with a knife. This incident proves that cheese is inherently evil and wants to see the homosexuals of the world dead & gone. The next time you buy cheese, remember that this is what you are supporting.

I swear I ask for light cheese and the people make the pizza say "I think he likes cheese but he just doesn't know it yet" as if somehow that'll make me want to eat the pizza

No more surprise cheese in meals that do not list cheese in the ingredients!!! No more cheese in general!!! Society has moved past the need for cheese!!!