#chb headcanons

-There are many campers whose best friends are the wood nymphs.

-We all know that technology cannot be used, and that is why the children of Apollo and many other campers went on strike for days so that they could listen to decent music inside the camp.

-Campers who stay all year have privileges that others do not, such as eating junk food or being able to have sleepovers at their friend's cabin.

-Deep in the forest, it is said that there are magical and cursed objects. There is no proof but there is no doubt either.

-This is canon, but… no one has yet discovered what pattern Dionysus follows to remember some names and completely forget others.

-New campers, when choosing their weapon in the shed (you know, the one where Piper found Helena's dagger), it is not just that they see an interesting object and simply keep it. What happens is that the weapon forcefully pulls the camper's hand up, lifting it directly towards it, thus pointing at its new owner.

As of now I have 14 pages for the schedule and describing stuff and activities and it’s all mush, my brain is mush and please I want to go home and see my family 🥺😭😭

In all reality this is a combination of procrastinating reading Tower of Nero because all the characters I really care about have been drop kicked out of the narrative and I’m at my grandparents house. I have nothing to do and I have a horrible sense of time so let’s get into this (plus sometime down the line I’ll go over HoO re-imagining like. Camp Jupiter processes but I’m reading some books about the Roman legion so I’m gonna, tough that out and then report back lol)

Disclaimer!! I don’t know what time is, time is something that eludes my brain and the only summer camp I’ve been to was a Christian one with a foster family because I was bored that summer and I said why not (I’m not Christian but it was funny). Also I like completely forgot if there is anything in the books that actually have schedule lore. I forgot most things with CHB to be honest.

So anyways, actual meat and potatoes

7:30- wake up and get ready. Yes 7:30 sounds reasonable to me. It gives the kids 30 minutes before breakfast and campers can wake up before the ‘official’ time.

On Fridays we have cabin inspections, dictated by the arbitrary ‘one day we picked someone to do it first and now we’re on a rotation’.

8:00-8:30; breakfast time, yes you only get 30 minutes for breakfast we have things to do and does it take you more than 30 minutes to gobble up breakfast? (No judgement it took me 2 hours to eat lunch one time) but If I ever let the other 13+ pages of notes come to light they’ll be more in depth stuff about. Everything, but breakfast time includes

- one cabin setting up the Dining Pavilion

-Everyone offering to the Gods

-Morning announcements!

-yum actually eat food

-plate staking/cleaning up the tables

8:30-10:00; the first activity. The activities are your going to the arena, or the forge, all that jazz. Uh, there’s a board in the Big House where counselors set up the schedules (as in signing up for activities n stuff and coordinating) I’ll get into it someday. Maybe.

10:00-12:00; Activity 2/downtime. Because pinky swear just chilling is an activity. Downtime is important. I wrote down that cabins can sign for the same thing back to back if they so wish. Also the rules are looser than the words clinging onto my brain so really anything happens. It’s CHB they laugh in the face of a rule.

12:00-12:30; Lunch time. Nothing special about it. Uh ,:3

12:30-2:00; third activity. Action packed days for the win!

2:00-4:00; fourth activity time. Also probably when most of the campers start cabin revolts. No one agrees on a schedule most of the time.

4:00-4:30; actual specific free time. Some moments to gather round and chill out. You’ve already spent most of your day, doing something.

4:30-5:30; activity 5. Most of the time this can just be a continuation of the free time.

Don’t ask me what those extra 10 minutes are for no one really ever knows

After 6 o’ clock no one is allowed on the lake. Sorry man

6:00; also the beginning of Dinner. Dinner goes as planned, usually with some Camp wide event happening because of course. Can’t have good stuff here at camp/j

7:00; Camp Sing-a-long times!

7:30-8:00; your stuck in the Cabin circle but at least you get those last few minutes to hang out without the threat of harpies later in the night.

8:00; all campers enter cabins for like getting ready to go to bed and stuff. Get your last conversations in

8:30; official curfew is in effect. No one can leave the cabins except for counselors who need to plan the next day because they aren’t planning their full week on Sunday.

I have notes also on like. Everything else ,:3 Chiron gets lessons and the Cabins have to do those and stuff. Sorry I haven’t been, posting long posts like this for a while lol. I’ll probably get some HoO re-imagined Camp Jupiter content out once I finish this one book I’m reading and have my CJ notebook (yes I do have a whole notebook dedicated to CJ there’s my fun fact). Also, at some point I’d like to introduce Charlico (Chiron’s WIFE) to CHB if possible. Love you Charlico/j

They have photo-booths thanks to Beckendorf (and Silena!)

Hermes kids sell Hit-clips (those toys that you can play music on)

Once a year they take camp photos! they drive all the campers down to new york and go into a studio

Chiron banned karaoke machines after the campfire incident.

( One of the Hephaestus kids got a little too heated in the moment while singing and took the machine with them ) (theyre fine) (not the machine tho)

Apollo and Mr. D gave everyone at camp their used MP3s with the only condition being they can NEVER delete the pre-installed B-side album they made during the Mycenaean age

Athena cabin has the most amount of chewed up earphone wires.

Hc that Malcom is Desi and is Hindu (i need some representation in the riordanverse because Aru Shah is not getting it's due) and that he's so sick of the Olympians and a very strict devotee to Narayan (also is a huge fan) and drags Annabeth into his shit.

Now Annabeth after all the crud she went through esp after MoA has lost mostly all respect for her mom and the other Olympians besides Hestia and strictly gets into the Hindu religion and their ways through her brother and they have inside jokes on it. Especially after the mess of the great epics and the craze that is Hindu mythology in Tumblr.

it doesn’t matter whose bday it is

One of the few songs i have is

Burn the house down AJR

16 shots

Him and I

Sucker for you Jonas Brothers etc