â chattyGenocide [CG] began trolling calamitousSorcerer [CS] at 00:43 â
[12:43]Â CG: y9uâre g9nna hate me
[12:43]Â CG: y9uâre really g9nna hate me
[12:43]Â CS: wvhat happened?
[12:43]Â CG: check y9ur in69x while I sneak int9 an9ther universe
[12:43]Â CG: which n9 l9nger exists.
[12:44] CS: âŚYouâre leavwin me?
[12:44]Â CG: ill 6e 6ack s99n
[12:44]Â CS: Wvhy do you havwe to do this? Canât you at least wvait until you can get some rest and see wvhat you think then?
[12:44]Â CG: and I pr9mise in my next life, Iâll keep my pr9mise.
[12:45]Â CS: ..no one evwer does
[12:45]Â CG: I g9t s9me rest earlier. Iâm 9kay.
[12:45]Â CG: ill 6e 6ack s99n, itâs just a little quest c99c99n.
[12:46]Â CG: Iâm just g9ing 6ack t9 my timeline and causing my 9wn death in the past.
[12:46]Â CG: s9 in the spirit 9f time fuckery
[12:46]Â CG: d9esnât c9unt?
[12:46]Â CG: I mean y9u didnât kn9w him. and it already happened.
[12:47]Â CG: I knew I sh9uld have just left the n9te and ran.
[12:47]Â CS: If you say so
[12:48]Â CG: I really sh9uld have I can feel the dissapp9intment and Iâm n9t even 9n haven anym9re.
[12:48]Â CG: actually I d9nât kn9w where I am
[12:48]Â CG: I w9ke up 9n y9ur lap, actually.
[12:48] CS: look⌠Iâm justâŚ
[12:49]Â CG: yes. And as triggering as that s9unds it made a c9mf9rta6le pill9w.
[12:49]Â CG: â, Iâm g9ing t9 c9me 6ack t9 y9u.
[12:49]Â CG: Iâm n9t leaving y9u, and this way, Iâll 6e a6le t9 stay with y9u
[12:49]Â CG: y9u w9nt ever 6e al9ne, I pr9mise.
[12:49]Â CS: I know I said I vwouldnât be mad. I guess Iâm not but damned if it doesnât hurt like hell. You scare me sometimes, and I donât mean scared of you, I mean scared for you
[12:49]Â CG: I understand.
[12:50] CS: I just⌠I donât understand evwerything thatâs going on
[12:50]Â CS: and evwery possible bad outcome, I guess Iâvwe got a good imagination because I just canât not wvorry
[12:51]Â CG: itâs time fuckery, I d9nât get it either, 6ut itâs part 9f parad9x space. And if y9uâre thinking 9f 6ad 9utc9mes y9uâre pr96a6ly right.
[12:51]Â CG: 6ut Aradia is with me. Sheâs g9ing t9 help 69th with transp9rt and with keeping Damara at 6ay.
[12:51]Â CG: the w9rst that happens is Meenah gets t99 excited and skewers me.
[12:52]Â CG: 6ut Iâll c9me 6ack.
[12:52]Â CG: Iâll 6e 9kay. Itâs n9t s9Â 6ad the sec9nd time, right?
[12:53] CS: âŚI donât knowv
[12:53]Â CG: I just wanted t9 cut and run 6ut I c9uldnât lie t9 y9u. Iâm s9rry.
[12:54]Â CS: I donât knowv vwhat to say
[12:54]Â CG: itâs g9ing t9Â 6e 6ad, and it is danger9us, thereâs a l9t that c9uld g9 wr9ng. 6ut Iâm n9t leaving anything t9 chance. I WILL c9me 6ack.
[12:55]Â CG: I am n9t assuaging y9ur fears am I?
[12:55]Â CS: Not in the least
[12:56]Â CG: if I d9nât d9 this n9w, Iâll never have the c9urage.
[12:56]Â CG: 9r the stupidity.
[12:57]Â CG: im s9rry. I just
[12:58]Â CG: if I c9me hug y9u y9uâre never letting g9 are y9u
[12:58]Â CS: Donât vworry about me
[12:58]Â CG: I feel like I sh9uld hug y9u and assure y9u that this w9nt g9 wr9ng 6ecause it happened already
[12:59]Â CS: That makes no sense
[01:00]Â CG: when has parad9x space ever made sense?
[01:00]Â CG: 9r this c9uld 6e future me talking, having already made the trip
[01:00]Â CG: w9uld that make y9u feel 6etter?
[01:01]Â CS: I donât knowv
[01:01]Â CS: and I knowv thatâs a pain in the ass answver
[01:01]Â CS: i donât knowv
[01:01]Â CG: when Im 9n haven next, I pr9mise I am g9ing t9 hug y9u and make up f9r tihs
[01:02]Â CG: and y9u can strangle me if y9u like
[01:02]Â CS: You knowv I vwouldnât hurt you
[01:03]Â CG: I kn9w. And s9metimes I wish y9u w9uld.
[01:03]Â CG: 6ecause I kn9w I hurt y9u, l9ts.
[01:03]Â CS: Nothing I canât handle
[01:03]Â CG: Fuck that d9esntâ 6egin t9 c9ver it.
[01:03]Â CG: 6ut y9u sh9uldnât have t9!
[01:03]Â CG: y9u sh9uldnât have t9 handle it 6ecause it sh9uldnât happen t9 y9u
[01:04]Â CG: it just, y9uâre always s9 kind and caring and
[01:04]Â CG: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckFUCK
[01:04]Â CG: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
[01:04]Â CS: Settle dowvn
[01:04]Â CS: Itâs nothin Iâm not used to
[01:05]Â CS: Honestly the last vweek or so has been vweirder
[01:05]Â CS: almost didnât knowv vwhat to do wvith myself
[01:07]Â CG: I am s9 fucking chill.
[01:07]Â CG: I am a fucking ice cu6e, Cr9nus.
[01:07]Â CG: I am a fucking glacial spring in the middle 9f winter
[01:07]Â CG: I am the m9st chill shit in parad9x space.
[01:07]Â CS: The more you say that the less it sounds it
[01:08]Â CG: y9u can hear my descendents simultane9usly 6ec9ming ice6ergs fr9m the inheirited chillness
[01:08]Â CG: listen, listhn y9uâI canât see
[01:08]Â CG: i sagae cva ntrr see
[01:08]Â CS: vwell th..Garnet?
[01:13]Â CS: Garnet? You still there?
[01:13]Â CS: please be okay
[01:14]Â CG: i am alright
[01:14] CG: i had t9 activate the micâŚ
[01:15]Â CG: im speakins s9 it types f9r me peri9d enter
[01:15]Â CG: yes well that p9stp9nes that litte trip
[01:16]Â CS: Vwhat do you mean?
[01:16]Â CG: I cant very wellg9 in 6inds
[01:16]Â CS: Wvhat happened?
[01:16]Â CG: i cann9t see.
[01:16]Â CS: howv did that happen?
[01:16]Â CG: and I have the strangest urge t9 ship thinfs
[01:16]Â CS: Are you hurt?
[01:17]Â CG: same way it always happens, fur end Cr9nus
[01:18]Â CG: I have a feeling itâs n9t liking the puns either
[01:20]Â CG: prey tell d9 mew n9t find them ad9ra6le?
[01:20] CS: Um⌠Vwell theyâre a little surprising from you I guess
[01:21]Â CS: Can you explain wvhatâs going on?
[01:21]Â CG: cat puns and 6lindness
[01:21]Â CG: did i menti9n y9u and jade are my 9h teepee tilde questi9n mark
[01:22]Â CS: Thatâs different
[01:23]Â CG: I think y9u tw9 are just prefect
[01:23]Â CG: and she is s9 lucky t9 have mew
[01:24]Â CG: ((I couldnât do it, Iâll break Cronusâs hear on sunday I couldnât do it. So now he;s a blind shipper kitty.))
[01:25]Â CS: Sheâs more amazing than I havwe vwords for
[01:25]Â CG: see tilde questi9n mark questi9n mark questi9n mark exclamati9n p9int
[01:26]Â CG: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
[01:26]Â CG: i figured it 9ut!
[01:26]Â CG: I am the master 9f tr9llian
[01:26]Â CS: You havwe made it your bitch.
[01:27]Â CG: yes, mew rec9gnize my c9nquest
[01:28]Â CG: cr9nus can mew pet me agaij
[01:28]Â CS: I donât knowv vwhere you are
[01:28]Â CG: im tupinf is it w9rkjg?
[01:28]Â CG: ysssssssssssssssssy
[01:32] CG: Cr9nus⌠I want t9 curl up with mew anr 9urr umtil y0ur n8t sad
[01:33]Â CG: I kniw I made mew saf
[01:33]Â CG: nnnyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
[01:34]Â CG: it;s n0t 9kay
[01:34]Â CG: iI g9tta cheer mre up!
[01:34]Â CG: my typinf is pawfi; isny i9t
[01:35]Â CS: Iâm sure itâs not
[01:36]Â CG: img9int r9 checka thid l9g later90
[01:36]Â CG: ((im typing with my eyes cl9sed. its 6ad
[01:37]Â CG: ((tries t9 v9ilently diffuse the situati9n
[01:38]Â CG: purr9mise we can srill ver furriwdns?
[01:38]Â CS: That nevwer changed
[01:39] â chattyGenocide [CG] purrs happily â
[01:39]Â CG: Cr9nis I am a cat insife a g9v. i am tripping nalls
[01:40]Â CS: thatâs different
[01:45]Â CG: sweet dreams 9kay?
[01:46] CG: Iâm s9rry⌠ill 6e a 6etter furriend t9 y9u next time.
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