#chatie talks

polls introduced a new type of sadness: the gut wrenching tragedy of a poll that closed before you even saw it

it’s too bad parks and rec isn’t on anymore bc it would be so good right now

tiktok going overboard with its ban even though it didn’t have to, just so it could thank trump for his help and then immediately restore it barely 12 hours later, only for many people to say this stunt has made them not want to return… what a perfect comedy i must say

mutual enables boop feature? i boop them. someone boops me? i boop them. mutual reblogs a boop-related post? boop. i see a particularly good post? boop. i feel like it? boop.

met someone yesterday and shortly after learning i’m deeply into good omens they go “so i assume you’re into our flag means death as well?”