#chatalystnoir

                  ❛ chat ? ❜ he appears on her roof. she isn’t sure where he came from or why he chose her. but there he is, lounged back in the sun chair, and she with her head poking up from the hatch that leads into her room. it takes her a moment to realize there’s something wrong. ❛ you’re hurt. ❜

KICKS UP MY LEG STR8 INTO THE AIR BECAUSE A LIL BIRTHDAY BIRD TOLD ME ITS Y’ALLS BIRTHDAY and what the fuck did ur moms plan this out or something bc mine clearly didnt get the memo   ?? ? ? SHITTY BANNER AND JOKES ASIDE, today marks the day u crazy kids came into this world, and though it’s been a long 18 / 19 years ----- congrats ! you made it this far. i hope you meme loving fucks get lit tonight, have a ton of cake, and spoil yourselves rotten because honestly, i couldn’t think of a group that’s more deserving of a great time : ‘ ) 

to SAM -  gently slams ur face into ur cake bc thats how WE AMERICANS celebrate :\ THE JAUNE TO MY PYRRHA !!! i’m ?  ? so glAD THAT WE STARTED TALKING AND finally unlocked friend level 1000 bc now i can send in Unlimited Memes whenever, and wherever. you’ve proven to be such a loyal friend, and you’re willing to hear me out 24/7 which is no easy task LBR. you make me laugh, you make me want 2 fucking kick u in the face, the list just goes on. there’s never a dull moment with you around. from crying over RWBY and JNPR, to thirsting & kinkshaming over Fire Emblem...we’ve been on a wonderful roller coaster ride, and i’m sure as FUCK not about to get off. i hope you have an absolutely fantastic day, fit for the hella rad canadian that i’ve grown to ( grudgingly ) love. even if u do call me a furry, which is not true and ffufcking offensive but i guess its ur imperfections that make u so beautiful ❤︎

 to JASON - THE MAKO TO MY BOLIN !!! BROBUTTER !! welcome 2 adulthood buddy. jason, you’re the “big” bro i never had ( kevin doesnt count ofc ) and shit, i can’t even remember how we met but ? ?  its been like ,, a year and a half or something and we’re still here !!! METAL CLAN , HERE WE STAND , !! you’re such an amazing person. you’re super sweet, so considerate - and you’re always spreading love which makes it kinda hard for me tbh bc HOW TF AM I SUPPOSED 2 DRAG U IN GROUP CHATS WHEN UR THAT NICE B( you’ve helped me out during a couple of rough patches, and for that, i’m extremely thankful. you’ve got a huge heart, and a knack for writing furry ( yet lovable ) characters that always find a way 2 my stone-cold heart. ily lots, and i hope you have a wonderful 18th birthday ❤︎ 

to ARI - fun fact, ur a boss ass bitch and ily sM  !!! MY QU EEN , yOU’RE,, a lil old but thats okay bc you’re prolly still gonna look fly as fuck when ur like 87 so kudos. yOU ARE SO  ? ?? TALENTED ? ? idk how you do it honestly, but everything from your art to ur writing is on point and it leaves me flabbergasted bc :\\ damn ,  you are mom friend  / vodka aunt all rolled up in a srsly cute package. you’re fiercely loyal, you’re not afraid to tear a bitch apart if it means protecting #squad, and you’re willing to help out no matter what. yOU’RE ALSO !! FUF KC ING HILARIOUS HOLY SHIT and even tho u dont support my memes, im still oddly attached 2 u for some reason  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  i hope this bday treats u most kindly ma’am, bc you deserve the very best ❤︎