#lminal

You're different now

But you're just the same as before

just the same as before

KICKS UP MY LEG STR8 INTO THE AIR BECAUSE A LIL BIRTHDAY BIRD TOLD ME ITS Y’ALLS BIRTHDAY and what the fuck did ur moms plan this out or something bc mine clearly didnt get the memo   ?? ? ? SHITTY BANNER AND JOKES ASIDE, today marks the day u crazy kids came into this world, and though it’s been a long 18 / 19 years ----- congrats ! you made it this far. i hope you meme loving fucks get lit tonight, have a ton of cake, and spoil yourselves rotten because honestly, i couldn’t think of a group that’s more deserving of a great time : ‘ ) 

to SAM -  gently slams ur face into ur cake bc thats how WE AMERICANS celebrate :\ THE JAUNE TO MY PYRRHA !!! i’m ?  ? so glAD THAT WE STARTED TALKING AND finally unlocked friend level 1000 bc now i can send in Unlimited Memes whenever, and wherever. you’ve proven to be such a loyal friend, and you’re willing to hear me out 24/7 which is no easy task LBR. you make me laugh, you make me want 2 fucking kick u in the face, the list just goes on. there’s never a dull moment with you around. from crying over RWBY and JNPR, to thirsting & kinkshaming over Fire Emblem...we’ve been on a wonderful roller coaster ride, and i’m sure as FUCK not about to get off. i hope you have an absolutely fantastic day, fit for the hella rad canadian that i’ve grown to ( grudgingly ) love. even if u do call me a furry, which is not true and ffufcking offensive but i guess its ur imperfections that make u so beautiful ❤︎

 to JASON - THE MAKO TO MY BOLIN !!! BROBUTTER !! welcome 2 adulthood buddy. jason, you’re the “big” bro i never had ( kevin doesnt count ofc ) and shit, i can’t even remember how we met but ? ?  its been like ,, a year and a half or something and we’re still here !!! METAL CLAN , HERE WE STAND , !! you’re such an amazing person. you’re super sweet, so considerate - and you’re always spreading love which makes it kinda hard for me tbh bc HOW TF AM I SUPPOSED 2 DRAG U IN GROUP CHATS WHEN UR THAT NICE B( you’ve helped me out during a couple of rough patches, and for that, i’m extremely thankful. you’ve got a huge heart, and a knack for writing furry ( yet lovable ) characters that always find a way 2 my stone-cold heart. ily lots, and i hope you have a wonderful 18th birthday ❤︎ 

to ARI - fun fact, ur a boss ass bitch and ily sM  !!! MY QU EEN , yOU’RE,, a lil old but thats okay bc you’re prolly still gonna look fly as fuck when ur like 87 so kudos. yOU ARE SO  ? ?? TALENTED ? ? idk how you do it honestly, but everything from your art to ur writing is on point and it leaves me flabbergasted bc :\\ damn ,  you are mom friend  / vodka aunt all rolled up in a srsly cute package. you’re fiercely loyal, you’re not afraid to tear a bitch apart if it means protecting #squad, and you’re willing to help out no matter what. yOU’RE ALSO !! FUF KC ING HILARIOUS HOLY SHIT and even tho u dont support my memes, im still oddly attached 2 u for some reason  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  i hope this bday treats u most kindly ma’am, bc you deserve the very best ❤︎ 

it comes of no shock ; demeanor remains cool, unfazed. he takes another swig of pepsi and allows digits to drum out some sort of morse code on his knees --- either jitters, or secrets that he intends on spilling.  ❛ sure i know. ❜ words roll off the tongue casually, worn sneakers kicking up to rest atop the table. gaze lingers, with the trace of an impish smile eclipsing over rosy lips.  ( FATHER’S TAUGHT HIM WELL. )  ❛ my only question is, why the sudden interest ?  ❜