#chat things

(only doing the original series aliens that Ben turns into for jokes sake, might do the others if people like this one) Heatblast: If the Human Torch and the Thing from Fantastic Four had a child. Wildmutt: BEST BOI! He just a puppy! Diamondhead: Diamonds might be forever but this species sure wasn't. XLR8: GOTTA GO FAST! Grey matter: The smartest frog you are ever going to meet. FourArms: You ever think he's heard of leg day? Stinkfly: The grossest bug you will ever meet... yet somehow also the most loveable? Upgrade: *hacker voice* I'm in. Ripjaws: Arguably the most realistic version of a mermaid in media. Ghostfreak: ~TRAUMA~ Cannonbolt: Pinball without the machine. Wildvine: Tarzan but with explosives. Blitzwolfer: Furry (you know who you are) Upchuck: <<< also my friend finds him weirdly cute so there's that. Snare-Oh: YOU EVER SEEN THE MUMMY? Frankenstriker: YA EVER SEEN FRANKENSTEIN? Way Big: Ever heard of Ultraman? It's kinda like that. EyeGuy: WHERE DID YOU EVEN COME FROM????? Ditto: How many 10 year olds can you realistically take in a fight?

I love all of my queetles gang and you all should go follow them💛💛

@makemeyourwife-loveofmylife (my second in command)

@weeetz (handles must recommendations and I'm pretty sure shes the most popular)

@omnullus (doesn't talk alot be I think their amazing bc their the only other monkees fan:))

@john-denswhore (the main reason we have other band sections! But also I just really wanted her there)

@johndeaconshands ( in retrospect very active in the queen chat and also the only one that has joined me for music night!)

So, there was once this boy.

He was a loud boy, always running around and causing a fuss, because he liked attention from everyone he knew

His parents didn't like him, or at least they tolerated him

But his friends...His friends loved him

This boy had a group of friends, that he loved more than anyone else in the whole wide world

There was the leader, the sad boy who liked birds, the most beautiful girl in the world, the loner who was home schooled, the new boy at school and...the loud boy's favourite friend

The tiny one

Who was so small that anyone could carry him

And these friends were always going on adventures together

Everyday, whenever they could

Because they didn't want to stay at home, they didn't like home

Home wasn't really a home

But then...one day...something bad happened. And it changed them all...forever

It made them stronger, yes

But...it made some of them feel weaker

So weak that...they let their minds play tricks on them in their sleep

But the one who felt weak...he was the small one, he told the loud boy how he felt one day

And the loud boy promised...No...vowed to make sure he was safe, and okay and here for the rest of his life

But he never got a chance to prove it...until one day

When they had a sleepover

And the small boy he...he left

He left his body, his head, his everything

And...he kept shaking in his sleep

And crying

And calling out the loud boy's name...Trying to find him...like they had found the beautiful girl in the sewer...And so, the loud boy, being the smart friend that he is, tried to wake him up...but nothing worked

The small boy kept saying...

you aren't him

he's dead

he's gone

And...the loud boy... 

The loud boy his heart...it broke. Because he was seeing his friend...his best friend...break right in front of him

It wasn't him anymore

It was like...a shell of a human

Empty...But the loud boy remembered something

In the sewer...the new kid kissed the beautiful girl to bring her back to life...

And...it did

Like in the movies, true love's first kiss...it brought her back to life

So...because the loud boy is so smart...

And he didn't know what else to do to help....He held the small boy's hand...

Looked him in the eye....and kissed him

And he woke up

Because....that was the loud boy's true love

And that was his first kiss...

So, after the loud boy kissed the small boy...he realised something about himself.

He was different to other boys

He liked other boys

And he liked the small boy

No...way more than that

He adored him

And he promised that night to take care of him

So, he took care of him...for four years...until the small boy was dumb enough to kiss him again...

And every single day since, the loud boy got to kiss the love of his life and fall in love all over again

And even though they fought

And argued

And acted like fucking idiots

They loved each other

With everything that they had

And neither would let the other get hurt

Whether that's because of a demon clown

Or a motorcycle

Or an overbearing mother

Or an....abusive father

Neither would let the other get hurt

Because...you are my person

And I am yours...

The End

Eddie had a bad episode tonight, and to make him fall asleep...I told him the story of our actual first kiss...when we were 13 and 13 year old Richie had no idea what else to do but copy Ben...