Which bots would find being in their alt mode intimate?
Pairings: Starscream, Optimus Prime, Bumblebee x Fem!Human! reader (separately)
Warnings: a little bit frisky but nothing happens
We all know the main bots who live on earth almost 24/7 or frequent it, are pretty comfortable with humans in them when in alt mode. But that's gotta be super intimate to them right? I mean no other bot is getting into them that way?
Optimus Prime
I feel that this could go both ways, he's so super used to it and it is no longer a special or intimate thing UNTIL he has you in there, and you're rubbing his interior absentmindedly.
You can hear the fans get to a higher speed but don't think anything of it.
You are still tracing his stitching, the fans blowing in the back and soft music is playing, something from the early 60s. It is a peaceful scene from your perspective, but what you canāt tell is that Optimus is holding back groans, the way your fingers run along his interior makes him want to explode.
I donāt think he would think the same way about someone being in his alt mode after you.
Bumblebee
I think he is another one that is very open to humans hanging out in his alt mode casually, he has been on earth for a lot longer than he was on cybertron so the rules and imposed modesty has not made a mark.
He wouldnt think twice about you sitting in the drivers seat, until youāre in a skirt and he can feel your soft skin, and youāre gripping the gearshift. It is a normal and comfortable spot to land your hand when driving your own car, so why would it be any different? You donāt realize that maybe certain things lead to certain places when in an autobot. His radio starts malfunctioning and buzzing rather than playing music, he couldnāt hide that he was flustered to save his life.
Starscream
Hes absolutely disgusted to have a vile human in his pristine cockpit, but he couldnāt leave you with the autobots
He probably has to fight with you on not touching anything, no buttons or levers, humans are so curious but might not like what being curious leads to with an already upset decepticon. If you settled in and listened to him, he would not mind nearly as much, it is quiet and peaceful.Ā
Definitely would not allow other humans in his cockpit, but for you he would have an exception for.
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Pairing:Ā Bayverse! Optimus prime x Human!reader, Orion Pax X Autobot!reader
Word count: idk
Warnings:Ā NSFW hcs,
i love love love these boys sooooo much!!
i might try to do these hc for most of my favorite bots :3
BAYVERSE!OPTIMUS
He definitely court's you instead of having a talking stage, hes a serious bot whoās serious about you!!!
He doesn't try to impress you or go out of his way or be different, he wants you to like him for how he presents himself normally
He worries for you during battles!! You're so tiny and humans are so fragile!!
Although he is the stoic and strong leader, he's so soft on you and gets all gushy on the inside, his cooling fans have to be on anytime you're around!
His version of flirting is just talking to you and light touches here and there
He gets all giddy after the tip of his servo slightly touches your head
He will die if you hold his servo or climb onto him
He loves having you on his shoulders!!!
The first time it happened, he was saving you from being crushed in some rubble, without thinking about it he threw you onto his shoulder
His mind blanked the second you grabbed onto him to steady yourself
Poor bot nearly crashed
Absolutely dies when you kiss his faceplate as a thank you
I feel like he would think youre aware of the fact he's courting you so he gets confused when you are shocked he asks you to be his partner
Dies from embarrassment, inside of course, can't show you that he's all soft
(He loves being soft on you)
NSFW
God this autobot will be the death of me, gets teased by the team about being āvanillaā
I think hes the most perverted one on the team (should I make hcs about the team being perverts?)
WILL STEAL YOUR UNDERWEARĀ
Once accidentally saw you changing and has been obsessed ever since, tries to see you like that again and again
OBSESSED with the size difference!!!! He loves the fact a finger barely fits!!!Ā
He loves to āchokeā you ( its just him putting one servo on you throat)
I think he lowkey finds it hot that he can kill you if he nots careful? Like he would never do it but the thought hangs over his head all the time
ORION PAX (and lowkey D-16)
This moron thinks stealing things for you makes you like him (it works)
He steals decals of zeta prime for you at the same time he gets megatronus decals for Dee!!
You work in the refinery rather than the mines, he sneaks over all the time to see you
Elita loves you but desperately pleads with you to tell Orion to stop sneaking off (newsflash already tried that!!)
He's so sweet though, he didnt even really need to try to romance you, just him telling you about his adventures and his bigger dreams made you fall for him
D-16 is intertwined deeply with him so of course hes intertwined with you
I genuinely do not think that you can have a relationship of any kind with Orion and not have D-16 so wildly involved, Orion will pick Dee over anything in this world.
He loves you of course, wants nothing more than to be with you, but D-16 reigns supreme for Orions love
NSFW
I think like his bayverse counterpart this dude is so far from vanilla
Will get down and dirty anywhere at any time!!!
You give him the eyes and hes lunging for you
(Yall definitely have 3somes with D-16 alllllllll the time!!!! It's actually more common than just you and tOrion lol)
He loves loves loves grabbing onto your hips!! Doggy? Hips are grabbed and bruised. Youre on top? He's guiding you by your hips!!!
His grip is bruising but sooooo good, God to be guided by Orion would go crazyĀ
Has an oral fixation!!! Loves his servos in your mouth, loves his spike in your mouth, oh especially when you make eye contact with him!!
He's obsessed
He's even more obsessed with seeing D-16 fuck you and you whining for him to join in!!!!!!
Pairings: bumblebee, vortex, first aid, swerve x Human!gn! reader (separately)
warnings: slight graphic mentions of a wound in first aids, a little suggestive in swerves, talks about his spike lol
hey guys! long time no fics haha
Bumblebee
Tries to pass it off and pretend it doesnt bother him, his fans blasting on at full speed would say otherwise
You probably barely brushed his leg or grabbed his hand to get his attention, something small
I think he would put himself in positions that you would need him and therefore touch him or just where you two would brush against each other
Since that first touch heāll be caught constantly daydreaming about more, you riding on his shoulder, laying together, simple and sweet things
I think eventually you two run into a rhythm where touching is natural in your relationship
He loves when you grab one of his servos with your entire hand <33
Vortex
It was accidental at first, you had reached for something and thought youd given him enough space but you hadnt, ending up with your arm brushing his shoulder
He probably cussed you out and gave a whole speech about personal space
Stayed far from you, making it seem like he doesnt like you, it was quite the oppositeĀ
He could not get the feeling of your soft skin out of his processor, it was driving him crazy
He didnt want to keep thinking of you and your incredibly soft skin
Eventually hed find his way to you and silently beg for more skin to metal touch
Heād still deny it if his buddies brought it up
First Aid
This guy fumbled so much the first time he felt your soft graze
He was patching you up, youd tripped and scraped yourself up pretty badly, he wasnt aware humans were this fragile
Your arm was the worst of it, bleeding and torn skin, he had you stretch it out and from the tension it had begun shaking. Without thinking you just grabbed his arm that had been steadying yours
He short circuited, his fans were blasting and his hand had gotten very warm
He didnt know what to think other than how wonderful it felt to have you touching him
When you left the clinic he just stood there, feeling your phantom touch, the rest of the medics wouldnt stop teasing him
Swerve
You were a regular at his bar, liaison work was mostly a desk job but the field job was hard when you had meetings or had to track down certain bots. He just thought you were always having a bad day, you just wanted to see him all the time
Hed said something funny to you, you just reached out to ground yourself while laughing so hard
He froze, giggling nervously. He didnt really get a lot of action, let alone have a pretty human give him the time of day
He didnt know what to do, just pushed by it and kept making jokes
The harder you laughed the more you squeezed his servo
He could feel his spike pressurizing, begging silently for you to keep your hand on his
He didn't know what he did to deserve such an angel to give him attention but he loved it
Pairings: Starscream x Human!Fem! reader ( slight throuple with jetfire mention at the end)
Warnings: 18+, not proofread
Thinking about starscream slowly warming up to the human that somehow got onto the decepticons ship, the human that hasn't said a single sentence without stuttering.Ā
Thinking about how megatron wouldnt think much on the human and just throw the responsibility to starscream
Heād probably keep you on his shoulder at all times, smiling when your quiet voice hits his audials, despite his hatred for organics, he might actually like you. Heās tasked with taking care of you, so that must mean bathing you too right?
Not realizing that humans arent normally naked, he rips your clothes without care, assuring you it was fine and heād get megatron to land on a planet with organics similar to you. You spent almost a week naked or curled up with some sort of cleaning cloth wrapped around you to keep the bots from staring at your naked form.
Most bots havent seen nor care to see a human naked, almost thinking theyre repulsive with their squishy and hairy body. Starscream on the other hand? Infatuated with your body since the first shower you took, his sharp claws draggin from your neck down to your privates.
Heās more interested in the softness and squishy-ness you have to offer, it was deepening his arousal towards you, heāll casually offer to help you out with any Ā feelings of horniness you might be experiencing
Heās very bold in the privacy of his habsuite, practically begging to eat you out, saying how good youāll feel and how good heāll feel
Thinking about how this man is definitely an eater and a pleasure giver, ironic isnt it? Id think he would def put your pleasure before his, your little noises and moans making him go pussy drunk
If he mass shifts, heās still much bigger than you, and he loves itĀ
Prefers for you to be on top of him or him fucking you from behind, heās not gentle in the slightest
Although the aftercare is peak, loves taking care of your worn out body knowing he did it
Leaves marks, anywhere from hand marks to deep bites leaving imprints from his denta, gets so physically aroused when he sees the physical markings heās left behind on your delicate skin
Knowing that he can parade you around the ship as his conjunxĀ
He slowly but surely realizes that he does love you and not just for your body or sexual needs, he definitely loved you from the start but just didnt know how to handle it
( also thinking about how if jetfire was around youād be shoved inbetween them and passed around)
LAWDDDD I am so glad people are realizing that Ryan gosling is attractive and so are his CHARACTERS
i've been knowing about this man since 'Remember the Titans' he's been fine AF
anyways one of my favorite characters of his is the lovely PI Holland March <3 i would love to be his controversially young girlfriend
Pairing: Holland March X Fem!reader
Word count: 1744
Warnings: not really proof-read lol, smut, P IN V!!!!! BARE!!!!! lowkey choking, edging, whole ordeal, cream pie (who wouldnt want that from holland march???)
Holland March is currently in his house, and could be found fucking his hot young assistant in his living room recliner.
Your back is pressed up against his chest, sweat making your skin stick together. He has you splayed out as much as possible, your legs are spread out and thrown over his own, your ankles locked behind his calves so you cannot pull them closed. He has given himself as much space as possible to roughly toy with your clit, while the other hand is currently shoving two fingers down your throat to keep you quiet.Ā
It is just not working, high pitch whines and moans could be heard throughout the March house. Thankfully no one was home, or would be home for hours, giving him plenty of time to make to sexually torture you.
You were a cute little thing, you came to him expressing how amazing you thought he was and how inspired you felt to become a private detective, although nobody would hire you. He jumped on the proposal, you were too hot and into him to pass up, although Healy thought you were being taken advantage of and expressed his opinion thoroughly.Ā
After a heated conversation between March and Healy, it was agreed upon that they would take you in as an assistant and you would follow them on their cases. You were in charge of information, finding cases, and the occasional baby-sitting of Holly, although she really didn't need to be baby-sat.
Healy slowly came to the idea of having an assistant to keep track of everything but he still made sure March stayed in line when you were around, which wasnāt a very controllable thing. If Holland March liked you, then there wasnāt much that would stand in his way, not his business partner or even his daughter, the latter half mattered more, but it was a good thing for him that she adored you.
And now here you are almostĀ a year later, being roughly fucked by your boss, who you almost thought was in love with you. He kept muttering something that sounded like the word āloveā but you were too fucked out to really listen.
His teeth were locked on your shoulder, suppressing his own audial desire for you. His teeth are digging so deep into your skin that it was drawing blood, the red mixing with lipstick on his face that was leftover from the hot and heavy makeout that led to this situation. He would have to admire the marks he has been leaving on you at a later time. It was not his fault, you came over in shorts and a tighter top to combat the heat of the summer, you looked too good not to fondle.
His groans and pitched breathing were still heard past his locked jaw among the babble that he couldnāt keep in, his actions to keep quiet were futile. You just felt too good wrapped around his cock, the velvety feeling and occasional squeeze was sending him to heaven.
āFuck, Doll, you feel so good,ā his voice was loud and whiny, not exactly how he wanted it to come out, wanting to sound more rough and deep.
He has edged you for the past 2 hours, letting you almost get the relief and then snatching it away, leaving you babbling āpleaseāsā and whiny begging for release.Ā
His fingers circle your clit in differing speeds, going from rougher pressure to almost none at all, leaving your legs shaking uncontrollably at this point.Ā
Taking his fingers out of your mouth, he drags them across your face and down your neck to your nipple, rubbing circles as it pebbles with the stimulation. The wetness of his fingers add to the sensation, giving your body a whole other thing to bring you to release.Ā
āPlease, Mr. March, please let me cum,ā you plead with the man, squeezing tightly when he pinches your nipple rather than responding. His dick twitches at the formality, not wanting to think of what the implications would be if he heard you call him āsirā or āMr. Marchā again.
āGod, Holland is just fine, sugar,ā he lifts you up slightly, his hands leaving both your clit and nipple, leaving your orgasm that was winding up to flit away, he drops you roughly.
Drawing out a moan when his tip makes connection with your cervix, noticing how much it affected you, he decides to continue that action a few times. It makes his ego swell when he hits your cervix without even trying, hearing you moan out his name and for release, also swells his ego.
God, fucking you silly has been on his radar since he first met you. With your too tight pinstripe suit, buttons popping in the perfect spots, your curves seemed to be shoved into the fabric in the name of professionalism. The way you stare at him with unbridled admiration and what he also hopes is genuine love, he wants more than just a fuck buddy, even if you refuse his invitations for proper dates.Ā
You have been unsure of if he actually wanted to take you out or just have a reason to fuck you in his car, which if you werenāt trying to get fired, you would definitely let him have his way with you in that beautiful car.
You were young and hopeful, no Private Investigation office wanted to hire a woman, a young one at that. You had just finished an interview that you knew was going nowhere when you spotted the three of them on what looked like a day off, knowing this was your only chance to meet the men behind the auto show.
As you were making your way towards them, you and Mr. March made eye contact, making you extremely flustered as you thought he was just about the most handsome man in the world. You had kept tabs on them since their auto show fiasco, if you were honest, you had kept a tab on Mr. Healy longer, just due to his dinner incident. What kind of detective wouldnāt keep tabs on them?
You were glad you had approached them, seeing now you were getting fucked dumb and your cunt stretched. His movements have stopped, heās since released your shoulder, teeth and lips bloody. He raises a hand to your neck, squeezing it while pulling you fully flush against his chest, heās taking a moment to breathe so he doesn't cum so fast. If you would call two whole hours of fucking āfast,ā you wouldnāt care if he came in you at this point, anything to finally orgasm.
āSi- Holland, please, i need to cum,ā hearing you almost call him sir made his dick twitch again, okay so now he knows what wouldĀ happen. Youād be saying the same thing over and over, maybe it was time to finally let you cum, he doesnāt want this moment to end knowing he would cum nearly right afterĀ you did.
āYou want to come on my cock so bad, Sugar, donāt cha,ā he couldn't hide the excitement that was boiling under his skin, he wanted to feel it just as much as you did. His fingers found your clit again, dragging rough circles with even pressure, he was definitely going to make you cum this time. Your body shook with the stimulation, not quite there but anticipation was eating you up, one hand reaching up to clasp the muscular arm that was holding you flush, clawing at it with want.
Your legs went taut, insinuating that you were close, his pace on your clit sped up, and now he was roughly thrusting as much as he could. You were about to have the best orgasm of your life.
Your moans and whines could be heard throughout the house, mixed in with the noises Holland was making, you're sure the neighbors could hear you. Not that the two of you cared.
Finally, your orgasm came, it shook your entire body leaving you a whimpering and whining mess. Holland didnāt stop there though, he was chasing his own high now, while albeit still trying to make you cum another time. His fingers still on your swollen clit, his thrusting pace was brutal, hitting your cervix time after time.
His pace was slowly coming to an end, his hands on your hips, fingers digging into the plush skin of your hips leaving fingertip sized bruises. He thrust two or three more times before cumming in you, wrapping both muscular arms around your stomach to keep you in place, not like you wanted to be anywhere else but here with him.
His hips popped up a bit more before he finally settled down, his soft hands rubbing your belly and reaching to squeeze your tit.
āYou feel okay, sweetheart?ā a genuine question, just now realizing how rough heād been with you. He lifts you up so he can pull out, dick twitching at the whimper you let out, watching the cum leak out of your cunt.
āYes, that was amazing,ā you had maneuvered around to be cradled in his arms now, his gentle but calloused hands running through your hair.Ā
He suddenly stands up, carrying you bridle style to his bathroom, running a bath and setting you in it. After the bath, he sat you down in his bed for you to sleep the rest of the day, grateful for no active cases at the moment.
He dresses casually to brew himself a cup of coffee, he lets out a rather girly squeal when getting into his kitchen. Healy sits at the dinner table, with 2 cups of coffee, one for himself and one for holland.
āSo you fucked her, huh,ā Healyās voice comes out rough, slightly disappointed.
āWhat are you doing in my house, and how long have you been here,ā March was mortified, he did not want such a private moment to be disrupted.
āNot long, you two just started bathing,ā he takes a sip mid sentence, āwell, a little before that.ā
Holland's heart drops to his balls, he did not want Healy to see you the way he had.
āWhen are you gonna let me have a turn,ā Holland lost it, jumping across the table at Healy, they rolled on the floor a bit.
Holland was not a man that shared what he loved, after this he would definitely take you out on a proper date.
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Pairings: Optimus prime, Bumblebee, Orion Pax & D-16 x reader
Warnings: obsessive behavior, lowkey weird in Orions and Dees lol, mentions of threatening, killing, etc.
OPTIMUS PRIME
He doesn't act too different because he knows nobody will really mess with you, he does actively keep an eye on you
If a bot or male human tries something with you, he will quickly correct them or grab you up. He does NOT play about you
He likes to keep you with him 24/7, he gets aggravated when he has to leave for missions. Knowing he cant and shouldnt take you with, incase you get hurt
I dont think optimus is the type to kill for you, I mean he would, if someone hurt you, they're dead. I don't think heād kill a human/bot if they just bothered you, heās still that sweet and loving āviolence is never the answer,ā bot that you fell in love with
The most heād go is to threaten someone, although its really only idiots that try something with you
BUMBLEBEE
Now this loveable dork does change a tad bit, just more glares and not so subtle threats, he can pass it off as being protective
Another one that other bots dont mess with, him being trained and worked alongside Optimus.Ā
Prefers when you wear his colors like 24/7, even if you dont necessarily like yellow
It shows other creatures that you are his, and his alone. Like optimus he does NOT play about you
He will absolutely kill another living being for you, even if the person/bot looked at you weirdly. Boom theyre gone.
Optimus and the others have hunches but never confront Bee, and thats probably for the best.
ORION PAX AND D-16
Okay, these two come as a packaged deal and i cant help that (i love it)
I think and hear me out, that Dee is actually the less aggressive and gentler one while Orion is more open and hyper about it?
So like Dee only really shows it through touches, always having a servo around your shoulder, hip, or holding your hand. He makes a big deal about touching when another bot is very obviously hitting on you
I dont think heād kill anyone for you but hed help Pax, heād definitely beat up and threaten bots but i believe in Pax being the more unhinged one
Orion shows it in everything he does, heāll grab you stuff you need, heāll order or talk for you. He HAS to be touching you, sitting down? Hand over shoulders or servos on your thigh, he takes as much space as he can when in public as if protecting you
Heād kill for you, hands down. Some botās bothering? Dont worry sweetspark, heāll handle it
He threatens/fights mechs right in front of you with no remorse, D-16 has a little more class to himself so heās more subtle when threatening and beating some bot up
Orion prefers for you to stay home all the time and not be bothered but D-16 knows that would drive you crazy so they usually let you out with them. Supervised, although you just think its a date
how some Mechs react to you carrying inanimate objects like a baby
I thought this would be cute, I've always held things like a baby even if it doesn't fit like a baby would. idk why i do this, ive done it since i was a baby myself, probably just thought my mom was cool for carrying my sisters and me <3
let me know if yall want other characters for this scenario
Pairing:Ā Bumblebee, Vortex, First Aid, Swerve
Word count: ..
Warnings: mentions of pregnancy and intimate moments, so somewhat suggestive
BumblebeeĀ
-Absolutely spoons over you, honestly if you don't want to be sparked don't do this in front of himĀ
-Wants to test the theory that humans can get pregnant by bots,,,,,will be all over you
-I lowkey think Bee has a thing for pregnant women, more so you. If he can get you round and happy with his sparkling, dear Primus, you are in for it
-He'd give you as many sparkling as you can handle, Ratchet has to give him a warning about sparking you
-He thinks its adorable though, questions you if there's a reason you do it (ie if its easier to carry things like that, less pressure on your back )
-When you respond that you've always done it, his spark flutters. Adores you and everything about you
First Aid
-Dear lord you'll have this bot on his hands and knees sobbing about how cute it is
-You came into the med bay with coffee for him and carrying a box on your hip, once giving the coffee to him, he expects you to readjust
-You do, just to hold the box more on your hip, he's surprised honestly expected you to move it so you'd be holding it with both hands
-Questions you about it, Ratchet points out that you're holding it like a baby, Primus help yall because he can't stop cooing over you about it
-Ratchet just groans when you shoot him a glare, realizing that's all he'll hear about for a good two weeks
-First Aid wants to cradle YOU like a baby now, alas Ambulon put a no pda sign up
It wasnt your fault Drift and Ratchet cant find a habsuite.
-He decides to wait till you two were alone to show you how he really felt
Vortex
-At first didnt notice and didnt care, he didnt pay much attention to you
-It's only when Swindle points it out, meaning it as a jab towards you, does he notice you carry most things like a sparkling
-He's confused why his spark is thumping so hard and why his blades are jumping every time he see you carry somethingĀ
-I don't think Vortex sees a future where he has sparklings, at all, but now he does
-He hopes humans can carry sparklings because he's about to make it happen
-He'll bring it up any time you guys are intimate, cooing how adorable it is that you're preparing to carry his sparkling, how hot it will be to see you all round and showing that you're his
Swerve
-He'd asked you to help him carry some stuff across the bar, it was some of his human media and collectors items
-One thing happened to be a stuff animal, setting it on your hip you traversed the counter top of the barĀ
-He watched you as you waddle along, plush on your hip and items dangling in your other hand, his faceplate heated up
-You looked like a mother taking care of your baby, his baby, yalls baby
-That could make the minibot himself just drop to the floor, Primus he loves you so much
-He's another one that brings it up during an intimate moment, gushing about being a father and a parent with you, how he wants to see his sparkling in your arms