#charmain

anyway they’re totally going on a date to the library of alexandria guys right

I FUCMING LOVE CHAIR MAN. to all you charming haters: DIE. i actually Love her journey, becoming more mature and independent, i could write an essay. and even tho she got extremely humbled every 2 seconds of the book she did not lose her pride and her slight attitude, literal boss queen. i also love that her anwser to Any situation was "yea to be completely honest i do not care at all [sits down and reads a book]". a black hole could appear in her great uncles living room, literal hell, armageddon, disaster, chaos and murder and shed be like "hm. well IM not dealing with this". the part when they thought calcifer fucking died and she said "oh goodness! i wonder i that killed him! somebody should peobably check if hes alive and help him! aight im off to read good night." JDJSNSBBDBS. unbothered queen. and her and peters dynamic? incredible. enemies to frenemies. half a braincell between both of them. and you have to admit even though her um. unwell behavior shes still pretty (sort of) kind! half adopting a dog immediately, just cause she was cute, literally racing to save twinkle on the roof (couldnt be me i wouldve personally made sure he fell and died), helping the pendragons solve a mystery just cause they asked. under all this annoying shes kinda nice! either way youre all wrong and shes the best the girlbossiest and the cringiest

I love her she’s so funny and such a bitch. So much suppressed rage…. I feel like if she was a real person and I went to school with her I would hate her and find her really annoying but I don’t so I love her<3 her sort of snooty nerdiness would probably really get on my nerves irl but as it is I find her really funny and neat

Charmain Baker in House of Many Ways by Diana Wynne Jones

"Ambas miraron al otro lado del salón, donde estaba sentada la hija de la señora Baker, enfrascada en un libro, como siempre, con su largo y delgado cuerpo inclinado bajo la luz del sol que entraba por entre los geranios de la señora Baker, con su melena pelirroja recogida en una especie de nido de pájaros y sus gafas colgando de la punta de la nariz. Tenía en la mano una de las jugosas empanadas de su padre y la masticaba al tiempo que leía. No dejaban de caer migas sobre el libro y ella las apartaba con la empanada cuando aterrizaban en la página que estaba leyendo." -Diana Wynne Jones, La casa de los mil pasillos Imagen de:https://fururin.deviantart.com/art/Charmaine-Baker-The-House-of-Many-Ways-295969384

Peter: You’ve never actually set foot in a supermarket have you