listen right fucking now. if ROWAN and CHARIS aren’t together by the end of the week, i’m gonna fuck something up. JACKIE and JASPER already have me feeling some type of way. i don’t know, man, i see a lot of things.

AXEL, CHARIS, and AALIYAH. easiest question i’ve had to answer.

fuck CHARIS, marry FLORENCE, and kill AMARA. that one was easy, next?

listen, a lot of things change daily around BH. right now, the kings are JAXON, TYLER, and REMY because drama OBVIOUSLY follows them around everywhere. they rule the town. as for queens, i think FLORENCE, CHARIS, and JACKIE rule the world. it’s almost as if this group could spread across the globe and rule a country or two. i can tell you one thing, these kids could turn a third world country into a first world country with the swipe of a black stripe.

you know, i thought in some states that kind of stuff was legal? i mean, maybe we’ll take a trip out to vegas and make a few “what happens in vegas stays in vegas” t shirts so that anything is acceptable, really. if not, i guess i’ll just have to stick to the dreams.