#char emma

Ugly,

greedy,

unrelenting dissatisfaction

And you realize that

It is the manifestation of the failed expectations that you set inside and out

one of her buddies: yo lemme get in on that

emma: lactase????? ice cream???? lactose intolerance?????

Delphina: Well, it really depends on what kind of person you are. Do Delphina's lectures give you earaches or waste your time? Or do you give few enough fucks that you find them funny? If you answered yes to the second, fight Delphina West. But know you're going on her shit list.

Fred: Good luck with that one. Getting him to fight you in the first place, that is. It's pretty hard to get Fred to do anything past maximum one angry outburst, a deep breath, an apology, and him walking away. You could tell him you're a threat to his family, and he'd probably freak out at you then, but do you really want to deal with him being awkward and avoiding you for the rest of your life? Don't fight Fred Weasley.

Tyler: Tyler Alvarez will try to tell you that he will destroy you in a fight, but the truth is, he's just a skinny sixteen-year-old who has won very few fights in his lifetime. If he has any strengths against you, it is that he already knows what it feels like to be punched in the face, so you don't have the element of surprise on your side. For real, though, the boy needs a smack over the head. Fight Tyler Alvarez.

Johanna: Are you joking? Do you want to incur the wrath of the Corchard family after you have harmed one of their own? Think about your life. Think about your choices. Eat a brownie. Do not fight Johanna Corner.