Jan 30, 2024
Ian Malcolm, Chaotician (Jurassic World Collection) - Caio Monteiro
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Ian Malcolm, Chaotician (Jurassic World Collection) - Caio Monteiro
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Happy birthday!! And please don't ever believe that you're "supposed" to be at a point in your life just because your age hit that number. You probably hear that all the time but seriously. I thought that way throughout all my 20s, that i missed out on everything in life just because some people had these things before me. Believed that life was just gonna be over when i turned 30. But my life *blossomed* after 30. Everyone's on a different path. There are no expectations. Let life surprise you!
ahh gosh thank you so much!! itās just tough sometimes cause it seems like there are some pretty universal experiences that I just havenāt been able to have because of, well, mostly my chronic illness. but I suppose thereās no real time limit for most things, so hopefully Iāll finally be able to experience some of the things Iāve had to miss out on in the coming years :ā)
chaotician replied to your photoset āI had to stop and doodle my routine greeting with my girls.ā
i'm so glad i'm not alone in this
Sam: SCRATCH MY BUTT
Also Sam: *folds herself in half* AND MY HEAD AT THE SAME TIME
Me: im glad youre comfortable but im not
Professor Ian Malcolm
chaotician replied to your photo āsupercorpppp: bae-belladonna: FIGHT FOR IT. FIGHT. FOR. IT. GO....ā
oh god i remember when faberry was up against castiel and it was an all out fucking WAR.
oh my fucking god dude..... [haunted war voice] i remember it. i remember it all. i was right in the thick of it. itās like it fucking happened yesterday. we all lost our fucking minds and all we got out of it was that valentines pic
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chaotician replied to your post āchaotician replied to your photo āsupercorpppp: bae-belladonna: ...ā
definitely feels like yesterday oh my god. we pulled all nighters. brittana shippers joined the cause. the tags were flooded. EVERYONE on my dash had the valentines pic as their avatar for WEEKS. zimbio polls destroy lives, man.
lmao it was WILD. never again tbh
I'm curious. What's your stance on letting your dog sleep in the bed with you?
(also sending love to lil Swayze š)
after i can trust her not to destroy stuff on my shelves or piss on the bed in the middle of the night, so probably around like a year lol. i also donāt generally have allergic reactions to double coated dogs so iām not worried abt that. i never let the dachshunds sleep on the bed.
chaoticianĀ replied to yourĀ photo:Ā yes zillow thatās in my budget
i love how they just rounded up to the nearest million after overpricing it by another million
ads: ālos angeles! only $15 millionā
me: āi guess tennessee it is then, kidsā