‘Only when yer ‘round...’ he mentally muttered. Outwardly, he groaned and snatched the cord from the wall. “Piece ‘a shit. Thing’s gonna wind up in th’ fuckin’ compactor if it don’t start workin’...” There was a pause before the pilot turned to the gunman. 

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The parents -

Who first brought up having/adopting kids?

Likely Zack or Harry and I can see Vincent bringing home an orphan he finds along his travels.

Which parent is most overprotective?

I would bet Harry. He’s lost his family and wouldn’t want to lose his new one.

Which parent is most supportive?

Zack for sure. He’d always give speeches and be cheering with face paint and flags at any sports event the child is in.

Which parent expects the most from their child?

Probably Zack. He would expect his child to train with him often, just as he tries to do with Harry.

Which parent is more likely to spoil their child?

Harry for sure. XD

Which parent does the child go to to get their way?

Harry. I don’t think Harry can really say no to them.

Which parent is the best at singing lullabies?

Vincent. His voice is lovely and will send the child right to sleep.

Which parent finds it harder to let go?

Zack. He would be sobbing his eyes out into Harry and Vincent about how their baby is leaving the nest.

The kid -

What the kids name is and the meaning behind it.

Grimoir if a boy after Vincent’s father. Claudia if a girl from Zack’s reading of Interview With a Vampire.

What traits the kid has that doesn’t reflect their parents.

Hard to say seeing as each parent has a different personality....

What the kids favorite clothing style is.

Likely something that reflects more towards Vincent’s taste in fashion. Dark clothes, gloves, belts. 

What their favorite cartoon is.

Teen Titans

What skills their parents try to pass down to them.

All forms of combat since they’ll be against injecting the child with mako, perhaps singing from Vincent.

What their future might be.

I can see the child growing to be a protector of Gaia, defending the people from any calamity that may threaten them.

The family -

Who the child’s godparents are.

Likely Xeha and Karnus. Zack trusts them with his life.

Do their parents plan on giving them any siblings?

Not likely. I think they will have enough on their plate with the one.

What is the child’s first pet?

A baby blue chocobo.

How do they get along with any extended family members?