''You are going so far above and beyond. I thought it was just going to be for the first song or two, I've never heard a crowd sing Marjorie that loudly!''

“WHAT A SHAME SHE’S FUCKED IN THE HEAD”

because i know most of the lyrics to both coin operated boy AND gfdi dave, and when i forget the words to cob my brain fills in the blanks with gfdi dave

Aisling was a miserable sight, a glass of whiskey in hand, pouring her heart out to the Earl of Rosse. She was giving the old man an earful about the Christmas ball and how terrible it was. She hated every minute of it.“ Everytime i think this lot has reached rock bottom, they find a way to sink lower...” All they did was contribute nothing to society and criticise everything. They took their private jets on Christmas day to attend a party they did not care about instead of doing something meaningful at home. Worse, they spent their time complaining about the party and the food that was served. “ Ungrateful pricks. They should just have stayed in their own fucking countries then... .” Save everyone the carbon footprint. She already had to see their unwelcome faces in the program. Now she had to withstand their presence for Christmas. That was dreadful. “ I have to stand here in that horrible dress my mother picked for the whole evening or my father will cut the founding for the marine protected areas and allow fishing boats there... ” She kept complaining about her parents for a while while the earl looked uncomfortable. The harsh words never stopped coming out of Aisling’s mouth. “ I’m sure you agree this is a travesty ! ” She grabbed the Irish count’s arm as she delivered her passionate speech. That was the last straw, the old man finally had enough and pretended to be called elsewhere, leaving the princess and her negativity alone. “ Lord Parsons ! Come back ! ” She almost trailed after him. ( @hshqstarters​ )