folklore love triangle this, folklore love triangle that WHAT ABOUT OUR EVERMORE CHRISTMAS ROMANCE DOROTHEA AND 'TIS THE DAMN SEASON?!!!! dorothea said "you got shiny friends since you left town" and 'tis the damn season said "so i'll go back to LA and the so called friends who'll write books about me of i ever make it" and dorothea said "and if you're ever tired of being known for who you know, you'll always know me" 'TIS THE DAMN SEASON SAID "AND WONDER ABOUT THE ONLY SOUL WHO CAN TELL WHICH SMILES I'M FAKING" AND DOROTHEA SAID "AND DAMN, DOROTHEA, THEY ALL WANNA BE YA BUT ARE YOU STILL THE SAME SOUL I MET UNDER THE BLEACHERS I GUESS I'LL NEVER KNOW" AM CHEWING GLASS!!!! 'tis the damn season said "the road not taken looks real good now" and "i won't ask you to wait if you don't ask me to stay" and dorothea said "it's never too late to come back to my side" ARGGGHHHH