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So Shane’s always been a bit food-obsessed, right? Like obviously he’s an athlete and sort of has to be to maintain muscle mass and fitness without wanting to gag under the onslaught, and his restrictive diet in TLG worsened that. But then after, when he lets himself acknowledge he likes food, he’s finally able to fantasise about what he’ll eat that day and the day after that. And—this is slow going, but it happens before he retires—he’ll also start fantasising about how much he’ll eat.
I think athletes are pretty good at stuffing themselves, or at least at eating the necessary amount of calories in a day spread over a day considering how much they burn by just doing their job. So Shane and Ilya are very capable of it… they just don’t do it with any frequency. Until!
It largely starts with Ilya feeding him without Shane really having to ask, and slowly involves in Ilya overfeeding him at Shane’s request. He does use ‘please’ first pretty consistently but like, a year or so into retirement (and a good amount of gain) that fades away, to only be used when Ilya is upping the condescending teasing about Shane’s appetite and Shane’s been whining about a snack.
And like, Shane gains quickly. Basically too quick for his body to keep up (stretch marks galore, over here, but also getting out of breath quicker. He’s super soft). There’s a lot of ass and belly going on. So sometimes, after he’s become properly fat and he’s really full but wants more, he kind of like… has a hard time getting up to walk to the kitchen. So he just refuses to.
He’s heavy, okay! And what’s a guy to do, brave the discomfort of having to rise to his full height, overfull gut all heavy and in the way, and carefully walk/waddle all the way to the kitchen to get more? Absolutely not. His strong husband has perfectly capable legs and arms and yes, he’s gotten chubby too, but his belly isn’t a cumbersome heft. It only makes sense to tell Ilya to get him more food. To insist, when Ilya teasingly asks if he hasn’t had enough. When he says that Shane might pop.
He won’t. There’s always room. Shane loves to eat until he’s so full he can’t draw in a proper breath and is just mouth-breathing, blankly and hazily staring at the documentary playing on the tv, rubbing his big gut in slow, large circles. Ilya will hear him hiccup and wheeze and burp next to him while sharing his m&ms. Sometimes he resists rubbing Shane’s belly because he loves to hear Shane’s increasingly insistent, whiny demands for it, and then he’ll say, Oh Hollander, so greedy and fat you cannot rub your own aches away? And Shane’s like, Shut up, Rozanov. And Ilya goes, Hm, no, I don’t think so. You ate yourself into this. And Shane replies in the negative and that it’s Ilya’s fault, and Ilya says ‘No, no, your own’, and they go back and forth like that until they start making out and Shane’s finally digested enough to be jerked off and orgasm without getting nauseated.
But Shane loves loves LOVES the game of insisting he can eat more and demanding Ilya bring him more, while Ilya pretends he thinks Shane’s had more than enough to eat and can’t possibly stuff himself further before (predictably) caving. He loves being bratty and spoiled and lying or sitting on the couch in a too small shirt with his belly spilling out from under the hem, so full it’s like there’s an inflated beach ball stitched to his torso, acting like Ilya starves him. And being fair to Shane, he has become used to being waited on hand and foot, so it only makes sense that he’s become demanding and bratty and greedy. It’s not his fault Ilya indulges him so much.
