the signs as easter copypastas
aquarius:๐๐ฝLISTEN UP๐๐ฝ BITCHESโโ๏ธโIt's the 1๏ธโฃst day of ๐บspring๐บ and you know what that means ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ The ๐ฐEaster Bunny๐ฐ is CUMMIN๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ and he's gonna put his ๐ฃ๐คcock๐ค๐ฃ in your ๐
๐pink basket๐๐ซ get ready for your ๐ญjelly bean๐ญ to be licked๐
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and your ๐ณeaster eggs๐ณ fertilized๐ฑ april showers๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ brings hornyโจ may ๐ทflowers๐ท Jesusโ ain't the only thing โคด๏ธrisingโคด๏ธ this Sunday๐๐ฝโก๏ธ๐ it's time to let that ๐ถ๐ฝbaby making๐ถ๐ฝ spring ๐ง rain drizzle all over that ๐ฑpussy๐ฑ send this to 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ of your sluttiest๐ spring hoes๐ ๐ to get something ๐ฅspecial๐ฅ in your ๐buttercup๐ผ๐ผ on April 1๏ธโฃ6๏ธโฃ๐ฉ if you ๐ซdon't๐ซ send this to 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ of your ๐ฅbaddest bitches๐ฅ you won't get your ๐ฌcandy๐ฌ eaten๐ญ ๐๐ฆ
pisces:๐ฐ HOP HOP HOP ๐ฐ onto that โคด๏ธ RISEN โ JESUS โ COCK! ๐๐ฆ On this day, our lord ๐ & savior ๐ ROSE ๐๐ THAT DICK ๐ up โฌ๏ธ to save ๐ us all & open the LEGS of ๐โ
๏ธ HEAVEN'S PUSSY ๐ฆ๐ฑ๐ฆ Jesus has CUM ๐ฆ again & now the ๐๐ฐ EASTER BUNNY ๐ฐ๐is ๐ฆ CUMMIN ๐ฆ to nibble ๐
on that ๐ CARROT COCK ๐ Send โก๏ธ this to 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ of your HORNIEST ๐ฆ๐ฅ HOLY HOES ๐โ this resERECTION day ๐๐ฆ or you wont get that EASTER ๐ฌ CANDY ๐ฌ COCK in your basket ๐ญ๐ Get 3๏ธโฃ back & you'll be BLESSED ๐ with the HOLY ๐ฆ CUM ๐ฆ of CHRIST โ Get 5๏ธโฃ back & you'll get NAILED ๐จ๐ on a CROSS tonight โ๐ฆ Get 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back & you'll get CARROTS ๐ฐ up your ASS ๐๐ for the next 4๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ DAYS โ๐๐ฆ
aries: The ๐ Last ๐ "Supper" : Jesus ๐ checked his ๐ฆ sundial. Half ๐ past ๐ฆ Yom Kippur. His ๐ฆ Disciples were ๐ถ late. ๐ค Well, ๐ฆ everyone ๐ฅ but ๐ Judas that ๐ was. ๐ Judas wasn't ๐ late, ๐ค but ๐ he ๐จ always ๐ฅ came ๐ฆ last. ๐ If ๐ you ๐ know ๐ญ what ๐ฆ I'm ๐ saying. ๐ฃ Jesus ๐ had ๐ been ๐ trying ๐ for ๐ years ๐
to ๐ฆ repress his ๐ฆ feelings๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ญ for ๐ Judas, but ๐ somehow ๐ he ๐จ felt ๐ that ๐ tonight ๐ was ๐ the ๐ perfect ๐ฏ night ๐ to ๐ฆ let ๐ that ๐ go. "Thirsty Judas? Are ๐ข you ๐ ready ๐ for ๐ tonight?" whispered ๐ฎ Jesus ๐ into ๐ Judas's ear ๐ sensually ๐ as ๐ he ๐จ walked ๐ถ by. "Actually, I'd ๐ love ๐ a ๐ drink" Judas said ๐ฌ hesitantly "did you ๐ bring ๐ถ the ๐ water?" "Plenty of..water.. for ๐ everyone" said ๐ฌ Jesus
taurus: HEY ALL U EASTER BUNNY๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ HOES!!! Today is ๐๐Easter!! You know what that means๐ค๐ค๐ค??? Itโs time to HOP over to DADDYS house so he can FUCK๐ซ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ u like a rabbit!! Gotta get those Easter day cummies!! After u and daddy FUCK ๐ซ๐ฆ then itโs time for โช๏ธchurchโช๏ธ!!! Get ready for that HOLY DICK๐๐๐๐ because jesus is CUMMING๐ฉ๐๐๐ฆ back from the dead today to FUCK THAT EASTER BUNNY PUSSY๐๐ฉ๐๐๐๐ฆ๐๐.
gemini: HAPPY EASTERโโโผ๏ธ๐ฃ๐๐ปโ๏ธโค๏ธTODAY IS THE DAY JESUS CAME BACK TO LIFE๐๐ก๐ผ๐ AFTER SOME ROMIES NAILED HIM TO THE CROSS๐ข๐ข๐ต๐ญ๐๐ช๐ SEND THIS TO YOUR OWN 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ LAMB OF LAMBS THAT YOU WOULD NEVER CRUCIFY๐๐๐๐
cancer: It is ๐ฃ Easter ๐ enjoy eating ๐
your ๐ฏchocolates๐ฏ but don't ๐
๐ปโโ๏ธ forget to ๐๐ผ pray ๐ฃ to your lord ๐ and saviour โ๏ธjesusโ๏ธ
leo: Itโs time for the egg hunt ๐ต๐ต๐ต!!! U better find an egg!! Search in every HOLE๐๐ฉ CRACK ๐ซ๐ and CREVICE ๐ค๐๐ for the GRAND PRIZE ๐ค๐ getting that ๐ต๐ธ๐บPASTEL PUSSY๐๐ฃ๐ฎ RODE ๐๐๐ into the Easter sunset! Send this to all ur other EASTER BUNNY๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ HOES๐๐ซ๐๐ฆ. If u get 5๏ธโฃ back ur a ROTTEN COLORED EGG!!! If u get ๐ back ur a LOADED ๐๐
๐๐ป๐๐๐ฆ๐ฆ EASTER BASKET. If you get 2๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back? UR GETTIN FUCKED ๐ฑ๐๐๐ฆ๐ฆIN UR RABBIT ๐ฐ๐๐ฐHOLE TONIGHT!!!!
virgo: itโs ๐ EASTER BITCH๐ฐ๐ฐ when our homie ๐ฌJESUS ๐๐ผ got turnt up ๐ท๐ท from the ๐๐motherFUCKING GRAVEโ โฐ and the EASTER BUNNY๐ฎ๐ฐ gives US ๐ฏโผ๏ธ his GOLDEN๐ฐ๐ฐ EGG ๐ณ right in โคด๏ธ OUR LITTLE BASKETS ๐๐ฆ SEND TO 1๏ธโฃ5๏ธโฃ to get YOUR EGGS๐ณ๐ณ EATEN๐๐ GET 5๏ธโฃ BACK AND YOU ๐ฏ are PETER RABBITS๐๐๐ผ SLUT! ๐ GET ๐ BACK AND JESUS ๐ WILL hunt for๐ YOUR TASTY๐ TREAT๐ฆ๐ฉ
libra: ๐๐๐IT'S EASTER BITCHHHโผ๏ธ๐โผ๏ธ REBLOG๐๐๐ IF YOU โค๏ธLOVEโค๏ธ ๐JESUS๐ AND YOU'RE๐๐๐ HAPPY ๐๐HE HAS RISENโ๏ธโ๏ธ IGNORE๐
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IF YOU WISH HE WOULD DIE๐๐ญ๐ญ๐๐๐๐๐
scorpio: Today ๐
is Easter ๐ฐ and I'm on the hunt ๐ซ๐ช but not for eggs ๐ฃ for dick ๐๐๐ฝ so hold on โ๐พ to your man ๐จ๐ฝ bc he just might ๐ get GOT ๐๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐ฝ
sagittarius: ๐ฐ๐ฌ๐ญHOP HOP ๐ฐ๐ฌ๐ญIt's EASTER โโ๐๐ฃ๐ท๐ฅ๐ป๐ผโ๏ธ๐ค and YOU have been ๐๐poked๐๐ by the ๐๐๐ฐEASTER BUNNY ๐ฐ๐๐ send ๐ฑ๐ฌ๐ฉ this message to ๐ people YOU love๐๐โค๏ธ๐๐๐ or get ๐ carrots stuck up YOUR ass ๐๐ซ๐ช๐ฃ๐ซ at MIDNIGHT โผ๏ธโผ๏ธ๐๐๐ฏ๐
capricorn: Hippity ๐ฐhoppity ๐ฐHOES ๐ฏits Easter ๐
๐ญ๐ซand you ๐๐ปknow what that means. ๐
๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆBig ๐bunny ๐ฐdaddy ๐ซ๐ซ๐ซis going to bring all his sluttiest ๐๐ณchicks ๐ฅ๐ฅsome of his sweet ๐ซcandy๐ฌ DICK ๐๐ฆ๐
Jesus ๐ณ๐พdied ๐
๐ปโfor a whole ๐life of sin๐๐๐, but the Easter ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅDaddy๐ฑ๐ป only CUMS ๐ซ๐once 1๏ธโฃa year๐ณ. Sendโก๏ธ this to 1๏ธโฃ5๏ธโฃof your SLUTTIEST ๐บ๐บ๐บdisciples ๐to get bunny ๐CUMMIES ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆfor your Easter ๐ซ๐ฅ๐ฐand have daddy ๐ฑ๐ป๐put his white๐โ chocolate ๐ฉ๐ซCUM ๐ฆinto one1๏ธโฃ of your๐๐ป eggs. If you get โ๐ซnoneโ๐
๐ป๐คฆ๐ปโโ๏ธ back you're ๐๐ปa stillborn๐ผโ egg ๐ฅ๐ณ(prude) ๐ผ๐ป๐๐if you get five 5๏ธโฃback you're ๐๐ปdaddies ๐peep๐ฃ๐ฃ๐ฃ show if you get 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ back ๐ฉyou're a chocolate๐ซ๐ซ WHORE ๐๐ฏif you get all 1๏ธโฃ5๏ธโฃ you're daddies๐บ๐ผ CARROT ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ฆCUMPIE ๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฐ