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HAPPY FUCKSGIVING 🫶 YOU TURKEY COCK 😏GOBBLERS🦃 CHRISTOPHER COLCUMBUS 💦CAME ON AMERICA 🇺🇸 RIDING THE GAYFLOWER 🌹 ACROSS THE SEA 🌊SO THAT YOU 🌝CAN SPREAD 🤸‍♀️YOUR GRAVY 💦ALL OVER YOUR SMASHED POTATHOES🍽️ GOBBLE GOBBLE😛😛 ON A BIG DICK 🍆THIS YEAR😛 WHITE MEAT 🤍 DARK MEAT 🖤 WE LOVE IT ALL ❤️‍🔥 THE TURKEY 🦃 ISNT THE ONLY THING 😏 GET STUFFED TONIGHT 🤰IF U R LUCKY ✨UR MOMMY 👩 🤱WILL FIST YOU🫵JUST LIKE SHE FISTS 🤜 THE TURKEY 👅 WE EATIN 🎃 CUMPKIN PIE FOR DESSERT 🧁 EXTRA CREAMY 🍨 AND DONT 🛑 YOU CUM CLUCKERS 🦃💦 FORGET THIS IS STOLEN LAND 🫵🫵 SEND THIS TO TEN SLUTTY PILGRIMS 🧑‍🌾👨‍🌾WHOSE GRAVY YOU WANT TO TASTE👅 IF YOU GET ONE ☝️ BACK YOU CAN COP A FEEL 😜🤚ON THAT TURKEY BREAST 🍒 IF YOU GET THREE 🥉 JOHN SMITH WILL CUM 💦💦TO UR BED TONIGHT 😴🤤 IF YOU GET FIVE 5️⃣ UNCLE SAM 🇺🇸🇺🇸 WILL EAT UR ASS 🍑 IF YOU GET TEN 🔟🤙 YOU GET TO EAT 🍴EVERYONES MEAT 🍖 🥩THIS SPANKSGIVING 😜🤤🦃

🎉💃🏾🎊 HAPPY JUNETEENTH, DADDIES 🍑🎈🗓️! TIME TO CELEBRATE 🍾🍾 the FREEDOM 💥💥 that we fought 🍗🍆 for, but watch out 👀💦, here comes DADDY TRUMP 🍅🎩! He’s looking to REPEAL 🍑🔙 this DAY OF CELEBRATION 😩🥳🕴🏽0️⃣🍆🍑 and CANCEL THOSE REPARATIONS 💵💦! Like a SLUT dealing with "EDUCATION," he can’t find his way around a federal HOLIDAY 😩🗽! Let’s SPANK 🖐🏾 this moment to make 😛😛🦃👄👅😂 sure our VACANT COCKS 😏🍆 are filled with sweet JUSTICE 🍭💦, not DADDY’S REGRET 😤🤷🏾! If you don’t send this to 5️⃣ friends who LOVE FIGHTING 💪🏾🎉, you might end up with NO ASSETS 👀💔 and a CUMtastic week 😏💦! Let’s make sure we spread the FREEDOM and not 👅⏩😜💦😓 like old DADDY TRUMP 😩🍑! TIME TO GET WILD 🦄🎉🍾!

🪦 RIP 💀 to FREAKY 🫦 POPE ✝️ FRANCIS 👴 who partied 💃 too hard 🍆 👀 this 4️⃣ /2️⃣ 0️⃣ 🌬️ 🌿 and got too LIT 🚬 on EASTER 🐰 and has sadly pASSed 🍑 on 🪦 from this life 🌎 at 8️⃣ 8️⃣ years old 👴 Now ‼️ he can sanctify ✝️ some SLUTS 👧 up ⬆️ in heaven 👼 with his 👀 side 👀 piece ❤️ JESUS 🙇‍♂️ CHRIST ✝️ He 🧑 will be fondlingly 🥵 remembered 🤔 as the FREAKIEST 😈 pope 😫 who NEVER 🚫 touched 👐 little boys 🧒 AND ‼️ made sure 💡 to show 🔍 LOVE ❤️ to everyone 🏳️‍🌈 around 🍑 the world 🌎 So get 👐 your bread 🍞 and eat 🤤 the BUSSY 🍑 of Christ ✝️ and drink 🤤 some cummy 💦 wine 🍷 for CUMMUNION 💦 💦 to ensure 🙏 your pASSage 🍑 to heaven 👼 with good 🤗 ole' FRANCIS 👴 Send 💌 this to ➡️ your 🔟 most ✝️ CHRISTLY 👼 CUNTS 👭 and if you 🫵 get 0️⃣ back 🍑 you're 🫵 a 👹 HEAVENLESS 👿 WHORE 🍆 👅 if you 🫵 get 5️⃣ back ⬅️ you're 🫵 a NAUGHTY 🥵 LITTLE 🤏 ALTER 🕺 BOY 😳 and if you 🫵 get 🔟 back you're 😜 a REAL 🔥 SPIRITUAL ✝️ SLUT

Spanky-spank u STONER SKANK👀🚬🤑🍀if you look on ur 📅colander🗓 it’s 4/20 today 🤑🤑😏😶 and u know what that means 😶😅😂420 years ago 👵⏪🕐a ☮️HIPPY✌️🔮🐕 invented C A N A B I S☘️🌿🌳🌴 but the 🙏MAN UPSTAIRS 📿👨🏻🏘☁️😇 didnt like that 😡🤬🤯 so he sent him to 🔥🔥HELL🔥🔥🎇 Butt unlike ➡️YOU⬅️ I listened 👂 to my MAMA🤰☺️ So while y’all WRAP ur LIPS 👄🚬💨 round the ☄️👹DEVIL’S👺🤡👿 LETTUCE 🥬🌳🌱☘️🌲 n get phat 🐳 from SWALLOWING 👅🤤 those EDIBELS 🍪🍩 Ill be catching up 👋 on my ⛪📿B I B B L E STUDIES📿⛪ and strengthening 💪💯 my 💋💓RELATIONSHIP💓💋 with the LORD 🏳️‍🌈✝️🌈🛐🙏🙋🏻‍♀️😌 Send this 📩 to 6️⃣9️⃣ of ur HIGHEST H🅾️ES 💃🔥🪁 if u get 🔟 back ur a SMOKIN lil nug 🥵🔥💦🥇 get 5️⃣ and your a BIG BLUNT BITCH 🤑🚬💨🌱 but get 0️⃣👌 and you get STONED 🚬🔥🚭 to DEATH ☠️😵😹😱

🎆🎇F🅰️PPY NEW REAR🍑 my 🧨🎇FESTIVE 🥳🎊FUCKSLUTS🎉‼️‼️ 💃💃CUNT💗gradulations😘 4️⃣ surviving😇 1️⃣ more cycle 🍒🩸🩸😬around 🍑🏀the SUN 🌞🕶️☀️‼️‼️ Twenty-twenty-fWHORE2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣4️⃣ was LONG and 🫣HARD🥴, let’s reCUNT🔢 what happened… a 😳scandalous😱 TWINK💁‍♂️🏳️‍🌈✨ recorded😩🤳 his WILD🥵🍆🥵SEXcapades 📲from DEEP🥶 within the ⛺️confines of the 🇺🇸UNITED SLATES 🏛️SENATE❕ … Momma Sun🥵☀️ spread👐🏽 her legs🦵🦵 WIDE📭 open, revealing👀 her 🕳️🌑HOLE-lar 💥e-CLITS🕳️🌑 to 🌎North AmeriCUM❗️… a 🇫🇷French 👨🏻ZADDY 💈POLEvaulter was 🚫DICKsqualified🙊🙊 in the Summer Ol-LIMP-DICKS💍🌶️ when his 🫨GIANT 🥩MEAT POLE🕹️ got in the way❕… and 🧠🌀DEEPTHROAT😵‍💫 DONNIE🤠, after getting his ASS🍑💥BLASTED🤯 on the 🍼CUMpaign trail, 🫡🤤SUCKED OFF😮‍💨 a microphone🎤🤤 (this is 🙅‍♂️NOT👏 A 👏JOKE🙅‍♀️) and got🏁 a presidential🗳️ ERECTION🍡😈‼️‼️ BUTT🍑 TITS🍒 all CUM🍌 to an end🔚🎬, so let’s 💃👯‍♀️TWERK🕺🏻 into Twenty-CUNTY-five2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣5️⃣ with a 🅱️IG 💥BANG❗️ When that 🍆😳COCK🍌😩 STROKES🕰 🌃MIDNIGHT🕛, 🎱🔮BALLS🏐 are gonna 🙇‍♂️DROP🧎‍♂️, 🥂🍾 CHAMPUSSY’S🤭💎 gonna 🤯🧨POP💥, and we’re gonna 🌬🌬BLOW🍆💦🤤 some FAT 🧠😮‍💨HORNS📯😈. You may do dry🚫🥃🍸🍹 JANUARY🥶 but make 🫵🏻your NEW 🆕 Year’s reSLUTlution🫦🫦 to keep that 🍑BUSSY 🍩WET‼️ 💌Send💋📫 this to 2️⃣5️⃣ of your 🤪ROWDIEST🤪 naughtiest😫💦 📣📣NOISE MAKERS🎉🎉. If you get 0️⃣🔙, you 🚫won’t👮‍♂️ be getting 😱ANY 🎉PARTY poppers 🎉 POPPED 💥 inside🍌🕳 🫵🏻you this 🎊🎊🍆🍆 GOO YEAR’S DAY📆🍆🎊🎊. If 🫵🏻you get 5️⃣🔙, the 🎆fireworks🎇 🙅‍♂️WON’T❌❌ be the ONLY thing ♋️EXPLODING👀👀 tonight‼️‼️ If 🫵🏻you get 🔟➕🔙, get ready for the 🌊WETTEST🥺🥺, 😵‍💫RAUNCHIEST, CUM-FILLED💦👅🫃, BBL-🅱️🅾️🅾️STED💅🏻😏 NEW YEAR💯‼️‼️

Merry ❌❌❌mas Eve 2️⃣4️⃣ you Christmas 🍪🍪🍪Sugar Coochie🍪🍪🍪 Munchers😝🤪🤤2️⃣Night is the last 😪night to be 😈Naughty😏or 😇Nice 👎because🎅🏻Santa Claus🎅🏻 is CUMMING💦💦💦 to town🌃You better be fucking 👉👌around the 🍆🍆DICKMAS TREE🌲🌲on this 😩HORNY NIGHT😩 and catch that 🕺🕺pa rum pum pum pum🕺🕺 from the 🥁LITTLE HUMPER BOY 🥁so it can be a ❄️💦❄️WHITE ❌❌❌MAS❄️💦❄️ It’s gonna be a not so🤠SILENT NIGHT🤫once you🔔🔔JINGLE some BALLS🔔🔔 and suck🤤a LITTLE SAINT DICK🎅Send this to the1️⃣2️⃣CUNTS of Christmas👅👅If you get0️⃣back👵🏻GRANDMA WILL GET RAN THROUGH BY A REINDEER🦌🦌If you get5️⃣back you’ll get a🍭candy cane🍭up your👉👌gingerbread chimney👉👌

🥺😓DIVA DOWN! 😫🚨💔 American hero 🇺🇸 🍝Luigi Mangione 🔥👨‍🍳has been ARRESTED 🚔 for OFFING💦 the CE-HOE👨🏻‍💼of 🍆UNITED HEALTHCUCK 🍆! He was so 🔥💦 HOT 😍👅 that even the cops 🐷🚓 couldn’t resist scooping up that FINE ASS 🍑! Now it’s time to CUM together 🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒💦 and scream 😩 “FREE LUIGI!”😫😫 ⏪ so he can KEEP THRUSTING BACKSHOTS 💥🍑 into those CORRUPT EXECUTIVES HARD 💪🍌Send this to 5️⃣ of your most THIRSTY 🥤💦 friends, and if you don’t want a piece of LUIGI’S beefy BUNS 🍖🍑🥵, you deserve your high ass DICKDUCTIBLE! 💦

💦Yo!! BREAKING NEWS 🚨😱 The ADJUSTer 🍏⚔️, notorious HIT-🦵man 👤💩has been caught 🕵️‍♀️👮‍♂️at the Micky D’s 🍟👅 stuffing his face 🍔🍆 💦 after MURDERING 😵💀 the CEO of CUMinsurance 🏥🍌 in a very FREAKY way 😈💦!! LUIGI shot his shot 🎯🍆 at Brian THOMPson who got a LOAD 💦😳 on his face 👅 HITMAN was SLAMMING 🔨 the CEO 📝 like he was trying to HUMP 🐶 that insurance policy 📌 into submission 😈💦 and all while using his adjusting tool 😉🍆 🔫 NOW Caught RED-HANDED 🙅‍♂️❤️ with a DICK in hand 🍆🍟😜👆!!! The BUNS 🍔 are sizzling 🔥 from the heat of his actions 🔫🍆💦!! THE FBI 🕵️‍♂️🍌 were lookin for him like 💼👮‍♂️ screamed, "DOES SIZE MATTER?!" 🍆👀😏 He’s been HANDCUFFED 🥺💦 in a compromising position 🤭 on the HARD floor!” 😍💦 Guess he’s really in deep now 🔥⛓️👀 and has to make his BAIL with some good old-fashioned CUM 💦💦 now... ready for some STEALTHY bonding 🍆🤫👀 before he goes up the river! 🌊💦 No more HIT man, just SLIT man😩🍑🛁💦 You better 🏃‍♀️💨 send this to ten of your horniest 😈👅 SLUTS or you might just find yourself ASSASSINATED 🍑🍑💥 get 0️⃣ back UR a McFLOP 🍟😩🔫 get 5️⃣ back you SLAY 💃🌟 like THE SLAYED ceo 💀🤑 GET 🔟 BACK that mean u can 🤓👆💦DENY DeFEND dePOSE💦 🔫👅 so what you waiting for, get to WORK 👊🍆🕺