#chain comments

whenever i was playing dress up games in middle school and i saw the comment pages flooded with those “DONT READ THIS. OK NOW THAT YOU STARTED READING YOU CANT STOP. IF YOU REPOST ON 5 GAMES YOUR CRUSH WILL KISS YOU AND IF YOU DONT THEN YOULL HAVE BAD LUCK STARTING NOW” i always went “oh no if this is true then what am i supposed to do” because if i didn't repost i’d have bad luck but if i did repost then i would get kissed and those are both equally nightmarish scenarios

i find that the superstitious people who repost facebook chain comments for the purpose of avoiding a fortuitous and paranormal demise incredibly naive.  i read an amusing repost earlier today that ended with the ghost actually asking me to google their death if the repost warning posed no effect.  as if a ghost had internet access and nothing better to do online.  no one can tell me what to google :P