#chacha-tortuga

🥺 Yes... like maybe three people will care about this, but in case anyone's interested, Jan and Alexander are characters I made when I wrote Severance, my fic exploring MW19 Golem and Krueger's shared past. They are the two other squadmates in Hans' (Golem) four-men team in the KSK. I got very attached to them actually.

Alexander (Alex) is a medic. He's Hans' best friend. Impossibly smart back in school, he can be a bit of a prick with a contrarian mind by nature. Nice guy, very righteous, but bossy. He's supportive, but absolutely not coddling. In a (kicks your ass into getting better) way. He joined the military at the same time as Hans' and they became friends quickly (friendly rivalry type of of friendship because they were both The Best, u know.). He has bad teeth (they're like. yellow and a bit crooked in places). He's the same age as Hans but looks younger because he's a bit babyfaced.

Here's what I could think of 🥺 rodion I love you . world's most special

Always has been a very active, very popular kid. did like 157 different sports in school and still had so much energy.

Raised mostly by his mum. His (adoptive) dad was an officer in the army (yes the officer bit is your headcanon lol). He was killed on duty when Rodion was a teenager and not out yet. It's still something Rodion deeply regrets/misses

Incredibly smart and hardworking, but he cannot work on stuff that doesn't interest him. If he does, it's out of spite (so he got the best grades only once a teacher would deem him "lazy student".)

His inability to get out of his comfy cosy bed literally was a problem for him in high school also. it still is.

Rodion has always been a horrible liar. His mum always emphasised honesty and communication, which helped them both have a very good, very trusting relationship - Rodion never actually went through the teenage angst phase; and they're still very close to this day

Omg no you're right I never wrote Yegor headcanons... thank you for asking 🥺 Here are some Yegor headcanons!

Very poor cook. Says he has no skills but he has no patience.

Yegor has more children than officially stated. He sends them suspiciously rare & overpriced gifts sometimes, with none being declared as they should (he has his ways).

Man who will never pay taxes or fees of any sort. ever.

Genuinely a good person interpersonally...

But clearly has his own moral compass professionally. Rarely resists the call of money. He's been working with Nikolai for so long because Nikolai pays him well to keep him in Chimera. Much more than the others.

INCREDIBLE memory.

Rodion lowkey part of his children. They have a strong bond, Yegor is protective of him and both really trust each other.

Yegor was one of the first if not the first person in Allegiance to know that Rodion is trans (x), and it made him learn a lot because he. genuinely did not know trans people existed before.

Cannot do any task, chore or hobby, without listening to music.

I know we haven't been really speaking but it's always a delight to see what you put on my dash + you have extremely good taste in basically anything...

To one good year more for you!

*screaming blushing and covering my face with both hands*

Inner monologue ensues: "Oh no, not one of the cool people whose work you've been admiring from afar sending you a happy birthday, play it calm, play it cool, DON'T FUCK THIS UP-"