#yegor

Happy Birthday to these two,

God didn't think One deplorable bastard was enough so he made another one a year later.

Can't stop tginking about aware!cod character aus. Where cod is just a video game and ur just a super fan, but for some reason in ur copy of the game, all (or only some you can decide) of them are aware, and like, deeply begging for you to pick them. They crave your attention.

Bonus points if it becomes a yandere/obsessed situation (i guess the term yandere has become outdated and offensive but im not sure? Idk i had someone ask me not to use it once cause they said it has bad orgins....but i still see stuff labeled 'yandere![character here]' stories everywhere, so idk if its still appropriate to use but idk any other way to put it except obessed but i think that still doesnt get the point across well... I'm weed rambling, someone lmk if its still ok to use yandere... If not mb, I'll use a different term, back to sin)

They start making their way out of the game into your entire pc/console. Waking up to find your screen turned on, with cod loaded up, despite you definitely being sure that you 1- turned the tv off, and 2- didn't even play cod today.

Oooohhh god the days you don't play cod are HELL for them. Please please please play everyday :( they get so lonely without you. Its so cold and lonely inside here. Please (y/n).

But since cod is kinda... Shit... Nowadays... Just being a bit honest its gotten cash-grabby....you play less and less, and they know its not their fault, but it makes them ache. They need to get out of here. Before you forget about them forever. PLEASE. don't forget about them. If they get into your phone somehow (you had your phone charger plugged into the same outlet your pc/console was plugged into, they just took a short jump and hop across into your device :] no biggie) it makes them so happy when they see you liking posts about them on Tumblr ^\\^!!!! Especially when the posts are... Rather naughty...

Always listening in on your, watching you from your pc webcam or phone camera.

Imagine if they leave the game their model dissapears too... So the dissapointment you might feel if you load uo the game again, and think your game is glitched when, seemingly no matter how many times you relaunch, uninstall and reinstall, and reset the game entirely, the character(s) won't show up :(( what the fuck man?

If you buy another copy there won't be any issues actually :) these ones arent alive!! Although... I can't promise your safety much longer, as doing this is a surefire way to piss the hell out of whatever character is on you, probably spending most of their time at this point in your phone, or if you have an apple or techy watch, that, since its close to your skin and they love that! But playing with an unaware version of them is so... Jealously inducing. You were dumbfounded when your entire screen turned off, and every light around you started flickering wildly... What is going on? Maybe you shouls call an electrician? (He won't be able to remove them, nothing will)

They'll find a way out one day♥️ its just a matter of time sweetheart, or maybe they'll pull you into their world, being digital ain't so bad darling... let them show you... Get closer to the screen.

It does not help my bf got me a bundle with nikto, his normal skin, AND his powercell skin... So im brainrotmaxxing currently.

Preview:

Krueger moved like a wraith, his Austrian Jaegerkommando training evident in every silent step. He didn't walk; he flowed, his eyes scanning the ground, the walls, the shadows. His face, was grimly focused.

Yegor, trailing a few paces behind, was a stark contrast. Dressed in a surprisingly clean, dark red tracksuit, his gold chain glinting dully, he looked more like a disgruntled club owner than a hunter.

He kicked a loose bolt with unnecessary force, the metallic clang echoing unnervingly in the vast space.

"Place is a dump, Krueger. Smells like piss and failure. You sure your little forest spirit led us right? Maybe she just likes hanging out in shitholes."

Krueger didn't turn, his voice a low, gravelly rasp. "Blood trail. Fresh. Less than two hours." He pointed with his rifle barrel towards a dark smear leading deeper into the factory floor, towards a forest of thick, support pillars. "Cartel scum. Smell the cheap cologne and fear under the blood."

Yegor sniffed theatrically. "Fear? Nah, smells like money to me, tovarisch. Twenty million plus change. Let's find the ghost and cash in." He unslung his AK-103, the movement careless compared to Krueger's predatory stillness.

They followed the dark splashes. Krueger paused frequently, examining drag marks in the dust, a single, distinct small footprint near a puddle of congealing blood that didn't match the victim's boots.

"Light. Fast. Knew exactly where she was taking him," he murmured.

Ghost – Ragdoll cat – named Bob or some such

Gaz – Trained rats – trained to sniff out bombs, Soap helps with training – Named Bamboozles and Ka-Boomzles

Price – Fresh Water tank, fish are named after the 141 and Nikolai, Laswell and Farah

Rudolpho – Street dogs that know wander the base, some even protect it

Alejandro – The dogs Rudolpho picks up, begrudgingly, would rather small birds like love birds or a hamster

Valeria – 1 pit bull and 1 golden retriever – Tito and Brutus

Soap – Happily pet sits for everyone and helps Gaz train his rats

Konig – 2 bonded lovebirds (One gray and one colorful)

Minotaur – Lazy large breed dog, like a St. Bernard or Newfoundland

Bale – Pet sits for the Spetznaz, proud uncle of lazy dog

Rodion – Oriental or Siamese cat, a real honker

Nikto – Hyena

Yegor – the crankiest cat to ever roam the Earth, not graceful though

Back on my bullshit!! The boys belong to @cryotrash​ and @blackiochronicles​

Therapy doodle that I got way carried away on.

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