"Colonel, can you serve?"
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JUNELEB
Pairing: Caleb x MC!reader Synopsis: You try the "Can you serve?" trend on Caleb NOT PROOFREAD TW: none. just brainrot yo. FLUFFFF wc: 566 words (bonus not included) Inspo: that one trend. idk search it up. Thanks to @sisterlucifergraphics for the dividers
One thing that's always been wrong with you is the fact that you are way too brain rotted and its far beyond saving.
When you both were kids, it just made Caleb's eye twitch but he would try to force a smile at your nonsensical jokes to which he never got the references.
And when the time came when Grandma Josephine gave you your own phone, that's when all chaos broke loose. You would spam Caleb with an ungodly amount of videos and memes.
And Caleb being the good gege he is, he always tried to watch every single one of them and give his comment or atleast react to them.
Now as adults, even after being apart for 6-8 months (during that whole fake death fiasco), that habit of yours has not changed.
Infact it has increased significantly. And it's infectious. Even your offline friends seemed to understand the references. But him....he just never got around to it.
It never bothered you personally when he couldn't laugh at your jokes because it's not like every single one of them HAVE to land. But it bothered HIM. Not being able to join you in your fits of laughter.
And even communication became harder at times because you just had to use at least one internet slang every 5 sentences. So on the days he had small breaks he would take out his phone and his notebook and pen to learn them.
He still didn't have the time to go through those short videos but he sure could find the urban dictionary and learn the new words.
The dedicated book was already filled to the brim with not only the words but also their definitions, how they are used in a sentence and when they were coined.
His hard work finally paid off. After a particularly hard mission, you threw your self onto the couch as you groaned and when Caleb sat down to listen to you yap (yes he knows what it means now).
"But you know what? I beat their wanderer asses so good."
"That's amazing, pipsqueak. Another day, another slay. Am I right?"
A beat of silence passed through the both of you and then you snorted. Not because it was funny, but the awkward way in which your puppy of a boyfriend said it.
Caleb grinned.
Your wrapped yourself on Caleb's arm like a koala in a party that was held by the Farspace Fleet. After hours of chatting with officials and drinking champagne, the both of you finally decided to ditch the party for a more quieter place.
Caleb takes you to a nearby park, still in his uniform and you in a dress, you decided to pull him for a walk. The cool wind blows over the both of you as you walk hand in hand, swinging your arms.
Suddenly you grin and take out your phone as you point it to Caleb and hit record.
"Hey Colonel, can you serve?"
With a drunk smirk, he extends his hand to a π , his other hand resting on his hip that he cocks out.
You hold in your laughter, and raise your voice to mimic a high official in the military, "SERVE YOUR COUNTRY, COLONEL"
To which he responds with eyes widened in alarm and moves to attention with a serious expression, hitting a salute. You finally bust out cackling, bending to hold your stomach in the process.
Bonus: The next day, Caleb wakes up hung over with a throbbing headache.
He checks his phone to see a notification from you. Its a sticker of him in both the poses.
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A/N: My contribution for Juneleb folks. But I must say, idk why I even wrote this π₯². Just a silly idea i had. To me personally i think Caleb is a offline person. Good with tech but not a internet guy, because dude had enough on his plate lol. But he'll do anything for MC. Even become a meme.
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