#celestialphrasings

Bryn downed another shot of tequila, shuddering as it burned on the way down. She had just scored big, taking down some douchebag who was skipping on bail in a neighbouring county. What was the original charge? She didn’t give a single shit, the only thing that mattered was that she got to punch a mouthy asshole in the face and she got paid for it. She glanced over at her friend, always stressing her life away, it was painfully boring to watch. “E! Get over here.” She lined up too more shots, sliding one to Eurydice, “Stop being boring and get drunk with me. I told you, I’m being your sugar mama for the night so order as many drinks as you want!”