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he farted on you one time

you couldn’t BREATHE from how hard you were laughing 

he kept screeching that it was an accident and it’s not that funny 

he also made you swear that you’d never tell anyone 

what? Asra found out?? Wym???

whenever he has to give a speech, you’ll be right there in the front of the crowd 

to this day no one has any idea why he always cracks up during speeches now 

everyone kind of likes him more now since he’s showing a different side to him and isn’t always so serious 

this man is never serious with you 

constantly cracks jokes, whether they be playful or sexual just depends on his mood 

he groans every single time you make a dad joke or a bad pun 

he would rather die then tell you that he loves them 

you two somehow always end up throwing food at each other 

it’s not food that will leave a terrible mess but rather small things that are quick and easy to throw like grapes 

the maids lowkey hate you for creating this new monster but are also thankful that the actual monster is gone 

you won’t let him kiss you after his dogs have been licking all over his face

he’ll still try to kiss you though which makes you squeal and run away 

only tells you this but he secretly loves to play hide n seek 

you both constantly play it outside in the gardens and use the secret passages in the castle to sneak around faster

Lucio is one of those hiders that doesn’t stay still and constantly moves

desperately wants to learn how to braid your hair (which you find out later is just so he can playfully whip you with it)

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