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i just realized a couple weeks ago that i am the only 1 out of 2 straight people in my group of friends. i went to a game night with everyone and everyone was homosexual or bisexual. i didnt do it on purpose.

but i am totally fine with it. i give negative 9000 fucks.

i would give the same amount of fucks if all my friends where straight.

i feel like that is a good thing to teach our children. my mom taught that to me early in life and i am grateful for it.

what im saying is, you should take the info of someone being gay or bi or any other sexual orientation and treat it like you would if you got info of someone being straight.

process it and move on plx

#no fucks #process #cavern of flaps #negative 9000 #equality

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How my best friend and I interact

Friend: *pokes my face without looking at me and pretends she didn't do it*

Me: Keep your DNA rifle away from my cavern of flaps. I'm trying to eat

Friend: After?

Me: After never

Friend: I can wait. I am a patient hunter!

Me: And I am a ninja with future seeing powers!

Both: *starts superpower contest complete with poses then wonders why people are looking at us weird*

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