#cavejohnsonkin

hi im. science. probably twice? but at least once for sure. in conclusion Hi Cave Johnson! What The Fuck Dude :]

OH FOR THE CANON RESEMBLANCES. I kin three guys who wear the exact same outfit (Dr. Wallace Breen from Half Life, Cave Johnson from Portal, and Professor Henry Hidgens from The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals) and! Harry Du Bois (from Disco Elysium, and my strongest kin rn) and Cave Johnson look a lot alike.

To everyone in Aperture: I'm sorry. No tricks this time; I really am sorry. I'm sorry Wheatley, Chell, Blue, Orange, Doug, and especially you, Caroline. I wasn't a true scientist, all I did was treat you like playthings, data, constant trends with no room for deviation, and never treated you like the sentient beings you were. I hope you can forgive me, but it's probably better for everyone that you don't, and I'm ok with that.

im so sorry caroline.. i knew forcing you to run aperture was risky. i don't know what was going through my mind, aside from money and fame. i honestly loved you more than i can put into words, and if i could i would go back and change everything. you didn't deserve that. you may not forgive me, but im willing to take the risk. -cave johnson, portal 2 (and musical)

I wasn't in a romantic relationship with Caroline, but she could punch me straight into the sun and I would thank her. -Cave Johnson, we're done here.

im cave johnson, and i feel like im from two, possibly three different timelines. i know that im cave prime and pure intellect cave from the dlc, but sometimes i get kinfeels for the original timeline? being multiple versions of the same character is... confusing, to say the least. chariots chariots.