HAND TERMINAL.  things i need more of: pre-established relationships !!! just image the possibilities: drinking buddies, old partners, new partners, living in the same shitty apartment complex / neighborhood, one night stands, the old ‘ i’ve threaten to arrest you more than once but haven’t because i have a soft spot for kids ‘ goldmine, accidentally becoming a mentor and / or reluctant Detective Dad™ ...... honestly just ..... come plot with me.

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Sometimes I start shipping people not because I really care that much about the pairing, so much as I started watching the show and I was like, "Hmmm I wonder if there's fic for this series" and the next thing I know I'm 2 thousand words into how David Mitchell and Lee Mack fell in love on WILTY.

HOW DO I ARMS.

If you're hating on keyshex right now.. come at me instead. I'll show you. I'll rip your guts out. seriously. Don't be jealous cause she's quality and you're not.