#cause apparently

Remus: you realize you could die right?

Sirius: so? it would be our fault if we die, not anybody else's so who cares?

Remus: actually if you die on school property the school is legally responsible for your death

Sirius: I don't care about the law, moony, just let us pull this prank *pouts*

PS, hope you’re having an amazing time during your vacation.

(previous asks here and here)

Thanks anon!

Okay! Without using the AO3 search feature, of course (and I can't believe you would even imply I'd use it, like every GG fic isn't filed and sorted, living in my mind rent free. I mean, honestly) these are the fics that come to mind -

1- Friends with benefits.

but baby, that's what makes us good in bed by fortunehasgivenup 

the more things change by vuccijl   

The last, last time by Jhill88                

Blurring the Line by thingcalledlove                                     

2- Brio Car sex.  (apparently this fandom has a thing for cars)

Heatwave by zetuslapetus    

carpet burns by freedomatsea   

it's good when it's not right by  prettylittlementirosa                          

it's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right by fortunehasgivenup  

Lay Back Baby And We’ll Do This Right by fortunehasgivenup                

Normal People Don't by FakePlastikTrees  

crash course in polite conversation by emeraldcut   

Shut Up And Drive by Fei

Una Lady Como Tú by sleepylotus                          

That's What You Get Every Day by fanzel12  

theirs by civillove                                         

together by civillove                

3- Blind date.

A Bit of a Situation by IFeelLikeGlitter  

Maybe it’s something in the water  by s_t_c_s                

Swipe Right by fanzel12                

Blind Date by fortunehasgivenup                         

4- Drunk Brio sex.

Take a shot, baby, you're my chaser by linzackles 

Viva Voce by zetuslapetus                

Ever Thought Of Calling When You've Had  A Few? by FakePlastikTrees 

Falling Into Place by HereLiesBethBoland                          

5- Breaking up and making up.

Losing Game by Niham87   

Under & Out by aumontalc          

Do Not Collect $200 by linzackles

6- Characters dying.

A Part Of It by BourbonOnTheRocks

Bad Moon Rising by jesbakescookies   

Seal Your Fate by  medievalraven                          

nudge by neveroffanon                

Forest for the Trees by Anijade

Until Long After She Takes Her Final Breath by watermelonriddles  

Shared History by watermelonriddles  

In the Loss In the Gain by HereLiesBethBoland      

I’m 1000% sure there are many I missed, but this is what I could come up with on limited time.

Is he being home schooled?

Is he fake being sick? So he can stay home from school?!

does he have COVID??

Is he busy protesting masks?

Is he busy running his toiletpaper hoarding business?

1. yes

2. rowanclaw is tawnypelt’s age so he’s a little young for onewhisker

“thank you for your love, we will make a debut and see you again” - choi hyunsuk || diary cam 5