#cauldron rambles

this just in: twitter darklinas are talking about how mad they are that ben barnes looks so much older than jessie.........they're so close to self awareness guys this one's gonna be good

the apparat is a girlboss. discuss

sure, you can tell me joost is pronounced "yoast", but you can't hold me responsible when i immediately crush your skull between my hands like a walnut in response

does anyone else find ben barnes's constant endorsement of darklina incredibly uncomfortable or is it just me

is there a word for a female himbo?? shimbo maybe??? if not there should be

it's so annoying that "make me your villain" and "you and i are going to change the world" are seen as the iconic tgt quotes when quotes like "you're my flag. you're my nation" and "saints help me, alina, i want to live forever" and "i'm the sun summoner. it gets dark when i say it does" are literally right there

i want to die.........had to debate w darkling stans about the darkling & darklina in my lit class today. a surreal and humiliating experience