LOL SORRY I MEAN HYBRID CAT WHITNEY 😭😭😭🙏🙏
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CAT-HYBRID!WHITNEY HCS
Cat!Whitney who always acts like they don’t care, but the second you stop paying attention to them, they’re crawling into your lap like they own the place. They’ll act all smug about it too, like obviously you should be honored.
Cat!Whitney who hisses at people they don’t like but tries to play it off as “just a habit.” No, they totally didn’t just bare their fangs at some random dude for getting too close to you. Shut up.
Cat!Whitney who gets the zoomies at 3 AM. You’ll hear a crash, a thud, and then see them sitting there like nothing happened. If you ask? “What? I meant to do that.”
Cat!Whitney who will swat something off a table just to be an asshole. Bonus points if you were using it. Even more bonus points if you get annoyed—because that’s the best part.
Cat!Whitney who nuzzles into your neck or side when they’re tired but will fight to the death if you mention it later. No, they did not just purr. You’re delusional.
Cat!Whitney who brings you random “gifts” they found outside. A cool rock, a cigarette butt, an entire dead bird—take it. They worked hard for this.
Cat!Whitney who insists they’re independent but follows you everywhere. You’re going to the bathroom? Guess who’s sitting outside the door, scratching at it dramatically.
Cat!Whitney who gets jealous if you pet another cat. They’ll sulk in the corner with their tail flicking, pretending they totally don’t care. Spoiler: they do.
Cat!Whitney who makes you work for their affection, but when they decide you’re worthy? Good luck getting them to leave you alone.
