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CAT-HYBRID!WHITNEY HCS
Cat!Whitney who always acts like they donāt care, but the second you stop paying attention to them, theyāre crawling into your lap like they own the place. Theyāll act all smug about it too, like obviously you should be honored.
Cat!Whitney who hisses at people they donāt like but tries to play it off as ājust a habit.ā No, they totally didnāt just bare their fangs at some random dude for getting too close to you. Shut up.
Cat!Whitney who gets the zoomies at 3 AM. Youāll hear a crash, a thud, and then see them sitting there like nothing happened. If you ask? āWhat? I meant to do that.ā
Cat!Whitney who will swat something off a table just to be an asshole. Bonus points if you were using it. Even more bonus points if you get annoyedābecause thatās the best part.
Cat!Whitney who nuzzles into your neck or side when theyāre tired but will fight to the death if you mention it later. No, they did not just purr. Youāre delusional.
Cat!Whitney who brings you random āgiftsā they found outside. A cool rock, a cigarette butt, an entire dead birdātake it. They worked hard for this.
Cat!Whitney who insists theyāre independent but follows you everywhere. Youāre going to the bathroom? Guess whoās sitting outside the door, scratching at it dramatically.
Cat!Whitney who gets jealous if you pet another cat. Theyāll sulk in the corner with their tail flicking, pretending they totally donāt care. Spoiler: they do.
Cat!Whitney who makes you work for their affection, but when they decide youāre worthy? Good luck getting them to leave you alone.














