Ohhhhh imagine Melisandre showing up to King’s Landing with Catnis. Robert’s absolutely insane about it, just “How the fuck did YOU bag two smoking hot redheads??? What kind of fucking magic are you doing???” Meanwhile Stannis is like “she is MY WIFE’S girlfriend! I have nothing to do with her!! And I only married Catelyn because YOU went to WAR!” (Cat and Mel are making out just behind Robert.)














