#catchgossip

If by “herbal alchemy” you mean that birthday boy toy Sam Floros did his level best to get everybody snookered with some of his special weed, then yes indeedy. Also there was kissing aplenty, general shenanigans, and at least one hook-up. Don’t you wish you were there, Gentle Reader? You can recreate it by toking up over a candle and kissing your hand!

We have to disagree with you there, Gentle Reader! Teddy Aynesworth is fine and good in the face. However, his personality is completely entirely booger, like when you’re in the cold or dry and your snot goes hard in your nose and it’s super-painful and if you pinch your nose it’s sharp and brings tears to your eyes? Like that.