#cat shitposts

I don't have two wolves inside of me. I have two cats. They have the zoomies, and they are scratching the hell out of everything.

im glad my cat doesnt sit on my lap *through tears* because it means *sniffs* i can just get up when i want to :))

It will never cease to be funny to me what cat memes have evolved into over the years. Like we used to have normal, cutesy big text memes with cute kitten pictures like "I can haz cheeseburger" or " I made you a cookie but I eated it" and now you look up cat memes and you see a heavily distorted picture of a cat with the stupidest expression possible and the text says something like "this is mr Mcdoingus and he eats nuclear waste" and if that isn't an improvement I don't know what is