#cat pee

1) he is like seven months old

2) he is fixed

3) he is litter trained. he peed here and there when we first got him but it was not an issue initially he used the box regularly

4) it’s been getting worse since his neuter

5) i have an older cat (she is 3? she is a good girl, no issues)

6) we got the pisser from the shelter at like 2-3 months old

7) we have three litterboxes that i clean daily

8) he pisses on any clothes on any horizontal surface

9) he pisses in my kids’ toybins ESPECIALLY lego

10) he pisses whenever wherever he wants except the fucking litterbox

11) i clean everything with enzyme sprayl

12) we have a feline pheromone diffuser. if anything it’s gotten worse since we got that

Thank you tumblr for inspiring chaos and cat memes. I dedicate this painting to you.

Good thing I already had a liter bottle of your standard 3% peroxide on the way for other purposes, funnily enough! 😒😼

Because we apparently had a little incident at some point recently in the hall, as I discovered yesterday when I moved a plastic bin to run the knockoff Roomba through there. I knew Mr. C had cleaned up a puddle he stepped in, but not that it was so close to that bin which he unaccountably didn't move to check.

(How to remove pet urine stains from hardwood floor with hydrogen peroxide)

Don't know how hopeful I am, but it definitely seems worth a try before resorting to anything more drastic!

I pet him and my hand came away wet and i’m like yuck

Me: *holds hand out to cat” Pee?

Cat: *sniffs*

Me: Please remove it from my hand.

Me: You should have licked it off your body, now lick it off my hand.

Cat: *keeps sniffing, does not do his job*